The Hair Dryer
A distinguished young woman on a flight from
Switzerland asked the Priest
beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair
dryer for my mother's
birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs
limits, and I'm afraid
they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could
carry it through Customs
for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn
you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question
you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go
ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to
declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have
nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked,
"And what do you have
to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used
on a woman, but which
is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead,
Father ." Next!
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