Funny Funny...

I was in the law library today and overheard a story from two guys seated behind me. One of them works for an attorney who was apparently found in contempt of court last week and ordered by the judge to spend one evening in jail for something he said during a case (sound's like something I will have to go through, I have a very opinionated and smart mouth sometimes). Anywho, the next morning when the case proceeded, the judge asked the lawyer how his evening went and the lawyer said, "not so well, I had to sleep with one eye open and one hand over my a$$--" then the judge abruptly interrupted, "Mr. Stillman, I am glad you informed me, because you are going to be doing the same thing tonight." :funn: