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Gotten any Good Junk Mail Lately?

Mermaidpicky
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Most of the junk goes into our junk file so we never get the really bad e-mails. Every now and then, though, one slips in. Tonight we got a solicitation to buy stocks of Golden Apple Oil and Gas. Think I should bite? :floor:

Nice change of pace from the Viagra ads, I guess.

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Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#2
Most of the junk goes into our junk file so we never get the really bad e-mails. Every now and then, though, one slips in. Tonight we got a solicitation to buy stocks of Golden Apple Oil and Gas. Think I should bite? :floor:

Nice change of pace from the Viagra ads, I guess.

You ought to see the real junk mail we get. We have lived in this house for 5 years, and still get the gay porno meant for David and Craig- the guys who sold us the house. Guess they didn't give their forwarding address to their favorite companies.:floor: What an eye opener.😱
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Smiling JOeSoWal Expert
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Most of the junk goes into our junk file so we never get the really bad e-mails. Every now and then, though, one slips in. Tonight we got a solicitation to buy stocks of Golden Apple Oil and Gas. Think I should bite? :floor:

Nice change of pace from the Viagra ads, I guess.
No, I think you would be better off giving your checking account routing numbers to those Africans so that they can place your winnings directly into your bank.
MermaidpickyAuthor
#4
I've already heard from the Nigerians. Pretty glad of it, too, because until I saw it with my own eyes, I thought it was another Urban Myth. 😱

Here's one from my hotmail account: Sender, "MatureDating" Subject, "naked pictures of People in yourArea." I'll pass on that one. We're not known for being the sveltest people around, in Indiana! :roll:
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bsmartbrain
#5
No, I think you would be better off giving your checking account routing numbers to those Africans so that they can place your winnings directly into your bank.


Those are the best. :clap_1:
audie avatar
audiefartblossom
#6
i believe one of my personal favorite porn emails had the title (are you ready for this 🙂 "hot granny trannies" yee gads ! :shock: that was labeled as spam right away.
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TeresaSoWal Guide
#7
i believe one of my personal favorite porn emails had the title (are you ready for this 🙂 "hot granny trannies" yee gads ! :shock: that was labeled as spam right away.


I couldn't even begin to write the porn email titles on here that arrive in my box! OMG 😱 - how did these find their way to little me? :idontno: what if someone sees them sitting there (about 20 per day) in my inbox? I guess I'm not worried, everyone gets them don't they? :roll: :bang:
Smiling JOe avatar
Smiling JOeSoWal Expert
#8
I couldn't even begin to write the porn email titles on here that arrive in my box! OMG 😱 - how did these find their way to little me? :idontno: what if someone sees them sitting there (about 20 per day) in my inbox? I guess I'm not worried, everyone gets them don't they? :roll: :bang:
Only people who look at online porn.
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audiefartblossom
#9
they have even got thru our filter at work, imagine opening up your email expecting to read about pharmacy stuff, and getting an eye full of porn 😱 they are now using the titles of what sound like drug-related issues, then the content is out of this world. i am a prude by no means, but some of the stuff they say in these emails makes my toenails curl !
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Ocean Loverbean
#10
they have even got thru our filter at work, imagine opening up your email expecting to read about pharmacy stuff, and getting an eye full of porn 😱 they are now using the titles of what sound like drug-related issues, then the content is out of this world. i am a prude by no means, but some of the stuff they say in these emails makes my toenails curl !

Yeah, that would be kind of a shocker! I was just looking for lacrosse equipment for my son and I went to dicks.com instead of dickssportinggoods.com :shock: I won't make that mistake again! :lol: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#11
Yeah, that would be kind of a shocker! I was just looking for lacrosse equipment for my son and I went to dicks.com instead of dickssportinggoods.com :shock: I won't make that mistake again! :lol: :oops: :oops: :oops:

I hate saying that I'm going to Dick's. I loved going there to get a cup for Will. :oops: It is a great place to get a gift certificate for my brother though!:floor:
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KimmifunnFunnkalicious
#12
I hate saying that I'm going to Dick's. I loved going there to get a cup for Will. :oops: It is a great place to get a gift certificate for my brother though!:floor:
I went to Dick's in Bham while I was home. It's HUGE!
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Ocean Loverbean
#13
I hate saying that I'm going to Dick's. I loved going there to get a cup for Will. :oops: It is a great place to get a gift certificate for my brother though!:floor:

Ours used to be called Galyan's ...a much better name!
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#14
Ours used to be called Galyan's ...a much better name!

I liked their shoes and clothes better too----
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Smiling JOeSoWal Expert
#15
Ours used to be called Galyan's ...a much better name!
I think Galyan's sold out to Dick's. I am told that Dick's is now the worlds largest 🙂funn🙂 sporting goods store.

By the way, whatever you do, don't forget that the real White House website is a dot gov, NOT dot com.
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Ocean Loverbean
#16
I think Galyan's sold out to Dick's. I am told that Dick's is now the worlds largest 🙂funn🙂 sporting goods store.

By the way, whatever you do, don't forget that the real White House website is a dot gov, NOT dot com.


Oh really ...got it. I'm still :oops: ing from my last mistake.

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