
Am I the only person in sowal that got the Geocentricity pamphlet in the mail today? I'll scan it in later for more detail, but basically it states that science is wrong and the universe revolves around the Earth. 

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35SoWal Insider
You are not alone. 

SWGBAuthor
You are not alone.
Oh good, I thought someone had signed me up for something goofy. I think I'm gonna order the bible. Never seen the one they're selling.
SoWal Insider
That kind of stuff is too big for my little head. 
Hell, I can just now identify Venus in the sky.
Let me know how it is if you get it.

Hell, I can just now identify Venus in the sky.
Let me know how it is if you get it.
SoWal Expert
Hilarious. We got the pamphlet too, and automatically assumed Skunky put us on the mailing list for a joke, since he has been known to leave goofy religious stuff in our mailbox for a giggle. For awhile, I thought that instead of "kick me" signs, our family had "Save Us" signs taped to our backs.;-)SWGBAuthor

I thought the same thing. I'm sending it in, can't wait to see what I start getting in the mail. I'm holding out for a pamphlet from the Flat Earth Society.
SoWal Expert
I thought the same thing. I'm sending it in, can't wait to see what I start getting in the mail. I'm holding out for a pamphlet from the Flat Earth Society.
Thankfully these kooks don't have our name. But they must be recession-proof to do such a big mailing to "Residents".
SWGBAuthor
Thankfully these kooks don't have our name. But they must be recession-proof to do such a big mailing to "Residents".
We could tape the prepaid thing to an envelope with a letter that informs them that the universe, in fact, revolves around South Walton.
SoWal Expert
We could tape the prepaid thing to an envelope with a letter that informs them that the universe, in fact, revolves around South Walton.
Now you're talking.


SWGBAuthor
Now you're talking.
How is it on the fringe of the Universe in Texas?

SoWal Expert
How is it on the fringe of the Universe in Texas?
Don't ask me, I'm a shut in. 
SWGBAuthor
Don't ask me, I'm a shut in.
Did you sleep in today? You're up late aren't you?
SoWal Expert
Did you sleep in today? You're up late aren't you?
Why yes I did..for a change. I slept til 7:30! Yes, I'm up late, and I'm going to bed now. I'll dream about the Universe.

SoWal Guide
Am I the only person in sowal that got the Geocentricity pamphlet in the mail today? I'll scan it in later for more detail, but basically it states that science is wrong and the universe revolves around the Earth.
I was in the car on my way out to lunch when I had just pulled my Geocentricity pamplet out of the mailbox. I couldn't figure out what the hail is was so I put it down and thought I would just look at it later. a second later my cell phone rings. It's Uncle Timmy howling with laughter about the pamphlet. He gave me the the whole lowdown and is ordering it asap. I'm thinking about ordering the free book for my girlfriend's birthday. but I'm afraid someone will show up on my doorstep if I do. The bible and science...
SoWal Expert
I am dying to know why our area was targeted for the mailing. Is there a big geocentric movement here that we didn't know about?

Beach Fanatic
Am I the only person in sowal that got the Geocentricity pamphlet in the mail today? I'll scan it in later for more detail, but basically it states that science is wrong and the universe revolves around the Earth.
WRONG! The universe revolves around me and my chicklets!!!
Meow
WRONG! The universe revolves around me and my chicklets!!!
...another rep ho is born! It is a wonder how "science" keeps evolving.
Are there any other stunning advancements in this pamphlet?SoWal Insider
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SWGBAuthor
I was in the car on my way out to lunch when I had just pulled my Geocentricity pamplet out of the mailbox. I couldn't figure out what the hail is was so I put it down and thought I would just look at it later. a second later my cell phone rings. It's Uncle Timmy howling with laughter about the pamphlet. He gave me the the whole lowdown and is ordering it asap. I'm thinking about ordering the free book for my girlfriend's birthday. but I'm afraid someone will show up on my doorstep if I do. The bible and science...
I'm ordering it too, I also know some locals who are having them ordered for them.
Can you imagine in ten years. People will think we're all nuts since so many people will probably still have their Geocentric bible. :funn:
Skunky

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Beach Fanatic
WRONG! The universe revolves around me and my chicklets!!!
Oh for God's sake, CC. EVERY man thinks the universe revolves around his chicklets. ;-)
SoWal Expert
Oh for God's sake, CC. EVERY man thinks the universe revolves around his chicklets. ;-)


SoWal Guide
I'm ordering it too, I also know some locals who are having them ordered for them.
Can you imagine in ten years. People will think we're all nuts since so many people will probably still have their Geocentric bible. :funn:
we can start our own SoWal Geocentric Bible study group, over coffee every week.

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SoWal Expert
Just got my laugh for the day- found my packet of geocentric propaganda and Geo bible so kindly sent to me by Skunky, since I believe it was addressed to Ms. Una Korne.
I left it on Will's desk to scare him to death when he gets home from school. (Mommy has really gone off the deep end now!)
I left it on Will's desk to scare him to death when he gets home from school. (Mommy has really gone off the deep end now!)
margarita brocolia
We could tape the prepaid thing to an envelope with a letter that informs them that the universe, in fact, revolves around South Walton.
How is it on the fringe of the Universe in Texas?

I am dying to know why our area was targeted for the mailing. Is there a big geocentric movement here that we didn't know about?
Just got my laugh for the day- found my packet of geocentric propaganda and Geo bible so kindly sent to me by Skunky, since I believe it was addressed to Ms. Una Korne..
I left it on Will's desk to scare him to death when he gets home from school. (Mommy has really gone off the deep end now!)
Thanks jdarg for the REVIVAL! ..
I missed this thread first time around! ..

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