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Does that say, &quot;I sick&quot; or &quot;I suck&quot;?

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[QUOTE=Smiling JOe]Does that say, "I sick" or "I suck"?[/QUOTE]

I think its "I suck"

Uh oh.... Gonna be a long night in the slammer

<blockquote class="xfBb-quote" data-name="Smiling JOe">Does that say, &quot;I sick&quot; or &quot;I suck&quot;?</blockquote> 
I think its &quot;I suck&quot; 
 
Uh oh.... Gonna be a long night in the slammer

Mermaid

picky

Here's a Halloween joke my friend just sent me:

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and
> the cab driver won't stop staring at her. 
> 
> She asks him why is he staring. 
> 
> He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I
> don't want to offend you." 
> 
> She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
> you're as old as I  am and have been a Nun as long
> as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
> about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
> could say or ask that I would find offensive!" 
> 
> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss
> me." 
> 
> She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
> that: first, you have to be single and second, you
> must be Catholic." 
> 
> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am
> single; and I'm Catholic too!" 
> 
> "OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley." 
> 
> He does and the Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss
> that would make a hooker blush, but when they get
> back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 
> 
> "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
> 
> 
> "Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I
> must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." 
> 
> The nun says, "That's, OK, my name is Alan and I'm
> on my way to a Halloween party." 
> 
>  
> 
> 
> 
>

Here&#039;s a Halloween joke my friend just sent me: 
 
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and 
&gt; the cab driver won&#039;t stop staring at her. 
&gt; 
&gt; She asks him why is he staring. 
&gt; 
&gt; He replies, &quot;I have a question to ask you, but I 
&gt; don&#039;t want to offend you.&quot; 
&gt; 
&gt; She answers, &quot;My son, you cannot offend me. When 
&gt; you&#039;re as old as I am and have been a Nun as long 
&gt; as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just 
&gt; about everything. I&#039;m sure that there&#039;s nothing you 
&gt; could say or ask that I would find offensive!&quot; 
&gt; 
&gt; &quot;Well, I&#039;ve always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss 
&gt; me.&quot; 
&gt; 
&gt; She responds, &quot;Well, let&#039;s see what we can do about 
&gt; that: first, you have to be single and second, you 
&gt; must be Catholic.&quot; 
&gt; 
&gt; The cab driver is very excited and says, &quot;Yes, I am 
&gt; single; and I&#039;m Catholic too!&quot; 
&gt; 
&gt; &quot;OK&quot; the Nun says. &quot;Pull into the next alley.&quot; 
&gt; 
&gt; He does and the Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss 
&gt; that would make a hooker blush, but when they get 
&gt; back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 
&gt; 
&gt; &quot;My dear child,&quot; said the nun, &quot;why are you crying?&quot; 
&gt; 
&gt; 
&gt; &quot;Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I 
&gt; must confess, I&#039;m married and I&#039;m Jewish.&quot; 
&gt; 
&gt; The nun says, &quot;That&#039;s, OK, my name is Alan and I&#039;m 
&gt; on my way to a Halloween party.&quot; 
&gt; 
&gt; 
&gt; 
&gt; 
&gt; 
&gt;

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RiverOtter

got any pics?

That's funny, Is it a some rock star? :clap_1:

That&#039;s funny, Is it a some rock star? :clap_1:

ktschris

I think its Lurch...look at the length of his neck!!!!  :eek: 
I bet he's really tall!

I think its Lurch...look at the length of his neck!!!! 😱 
I bet he&#039;s really tall!

[QUOTE=ktschris]I think its Lurch...look at the length of his neck!!!!  :eek: 
I bet he's really tall![/QUOTE]

Probably from his momma pulling him by the ears for being such a goofus!!!

<blockquote class="xfBb-quote" data-name="ktschris">I think its Lurch...look at the length of his neck!!!! 😱 
I bet he&#039;s really tall!</blockquote> 
Probably from his momma pulling him by the ears for being such a goofus!!!

kathydwells

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Not exactly the words you'd want written across your forehead when you are thrown in jail on Halloween.   :floor: 

from The Smoking Gun

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Not exactly the words you&#039;d want written across your forehead when you are thrown in jail on Halloween. :floor: 
 
from The Smoking Gun 
 
<img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/jhuffman1.jpg" alt="" />

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