Dear Fellow Sowallians,
It has been quite the year. I don't know what I would do with the other 6 work hours if it wasn't for all of you.
Kurt, I remember when your prints were, let's say, a different price. You've come a long way baby. You and Toots are always there for me on my punchy Sunday morns and have given birth to quite possibly the cutest spider in the world.
Smiley J, for a while I thought the only picture I'd have of you was the back of your car on my phone. Well now we have a full frontal. And I couldn't be more thrilled. You tell me when you're ready to share the Guiness story.
Pea pizzy, my first Sowaller to come to NY. From Trish McEvoy to the weiner daddies, memories for the books.
Miss Kitty, if only the a-holes in the store hadn't striked. We would have had an amazing weekend in the Big-D with T-bag. I can't wait for you to come see me in NY. I'll throw you on the bar at hogs & heifers and make you shake your money maker. And you can write me a rent check.
Mermaid, Mermaid, Merman, you made New Year's truly special. You are a crazy beyatch and Merman is quite the catch. You hopped on that bar like a true pro and I'll never forget that.
JDarg, your PM's get me through the day. I can't wait to shake your little Kate and spray her honk on Jfunn again.
Josebby, thanks for introducing us to Da Bears and Grelanie. They made for some great New Year's story and Whitey's Da Bears calendar with all the pictures we have of him.
Grayonkid, you know who was at the Red Bar. We just didn't know it.
Landlocked, how do I miss thee...let me count the ways.
Riv-O, who is YOUR daddy? Hmm? Boobs and bait for you for many years to come.
GTTBM, Fubar-Funn, Futurebeachbum and Just Jason, I hope to put away many many cases of Miller light with you soon. Sooner rather than later. Think New Year's.
DJVladi, I love you.
Kathydwells, I remember the day I passed you in posts and I new I had peaked. Thanks for the memories and all the "Funnies". Funnies and Bunnies. The only other woman who loves rabbits as much as I do.
Beach Crazy, for being the board mom. For stopping the funns we we go just a little too far. Your dedication to our well being is always appreciated. And needed.
Donna, Paula, the wise ones. Donna, may Conch Out be the #1 diving board in Grayton and Paula, I hope the Carvel in Rosemary Beach is the Carvel of your fantasies.
Ocean Lover, may your bunny always have syrup for his pancake.
Kurt's Aliases, I know who you are.
Allifunn, my favorite fellow single. Ride your little tugboat up here and let's crank it out. Maybe we will all be related soon...as Kaiboo and Phead have started communication.
John R, my favorite hippy. I love your google game. Our evening at the Sea Bar and dinner with the Rex was second to none. I rarely get to see a grown man growl like a Rex in a public parking lot. That's what dreams are made of.
Johnrudy, or Rudyjohn, I love your swimming pigs. I do.
JB, Groveral, War Eagle.
And finally, to my inspiration. The reason I keep going, the reason I misspell emails and thank you notes. The funns. I look forward to the time we get to all be together again. I feel that the stars align and the bottles empty. I don't know what I would do on 3 day weekends and New Year's Eve. One day we will all live together, somewhere, and get a doormat that says FUNN.
Small town celebs, total knock-outs, crazy *****es, call us what you will. But we know how to crank it out like no other.
Now I know I'm forgetting people, important people, so please allow me to add throughout the day. And I have been doing this for close to 20 minutes and have a staff meeting in about 10 minutes.
All my love,
Kfunn xoxoxoxo