Help Drunkken Artist

Hmmm.... This may not be the real Kenny!!!! Would the real Kenny Please tell me something only I would know. The whole your blank taste like blank could be anyone..... Would the real Kenny please stand up!

Hello. This is the real Kenny, posing as Smiling JOe. Here is something that only you would know. Tonight you purchased organic milk from Publix grocery store at WaterColor Crossing, and while you were talking to Kurt at the same grocery store, his ice cream melted. Wait, that is something that I know. :scratch: How can I tell you something that only you would know???If that is a true statement, I wouldn't know what only you know.

Hello. This is the real Kenny, posing as Smiling JOe. Here is something that only you would know. Tonight you purchased organic milk from Publix grocery store at WaterColor Crossing, and while you were talking to Kurt at the same grocery store, his ice cream melted. Wait, that is something that I know. :scratch: How can I tell you something that only you would know???If that is a true statement, I wouldn't know what only you know.

Dear SJ...you are making my head hurt!

I'm Baaaack!
This IS the real drunkkenartist. Thank you beachbummett for sticking up for me and letting people know I don't get off work till late. Its 11:30pm and I just got home. Also, thank you for calling me and giving me heads up what was happening to my good name and honor. HOWEVER, NO THANK YOU for posting my password! What kinda crack infested martinis were you drinking?:funn:
And BobbyJ....Momma always said to sleep on it, before doing anything rash, so I'll wait till tomorrow to decide if I want to post any of those pictures of you. (just kidding)(sort of)
The person that saved the day was "RJ"? I think, when they posted, way back on page one;
"Can't the artist create another user until he/she figures out what is wrong?"
Which is precisely what I ended up doing when I got home from work tonight, because this stoopid asp !@#$%^&* computer still won't let me log in under drunkkenartist even though every other yahoo on earth seems to be able to do so.
Also, how well does that person know me that they called me "he/she"?

After reading all these posts (at my expense) I was laughing so hard I almost peeeed my pants. So now I will dive back in, and see if I can't fix my original namesake. Oh this is going to be fun.
Fortunately I have a sense of humor.

Here goes. Wish me luck.

Thanks guys for the ButtGusting laugh when I got home.

Kenny

I'm Baaaack!
This IS the real drunkkenartist. Thank you beachbummett for sticking up for me and letting people know I don't get off work till late. Its 11:30pm and I just got home. Also, thank you for calling me and giving me heads up what was happening to my good name and honor. HOWEVER, NO THANK YOU for posting my password! What kinda crack infested martinis were you drinking?:funn:
And BobbyJ....Momma always said to sleep on it, before doing anything rash, so I'll wait till tomorrow to decide if I want to post any of those pictures of you. (just kidding)(sort of)
The person that saved the day was "RJ"? I think, when they posted, way back on page one;
"Can't the artist create another user until he/she figures out what is wrong?"
Which is precisely what I ended up doing when I got home from work tonight, because this stoopid asp !@#$%^&* computer still won't let me log in under drunkkenartist even though every other yahoo on earth seems to be able to do so.
Also, how well does that person know me that they called me "he/she"?

After reading all these posts (at my expense) I was laughing so hard I almost peeeed my pants. So now I will dive back in, and see if I can't fix my original namesake. Oh this is going to be fun.
Fortunately I have a sense of humor.

Here goes. Wish me luck.

Thanks guys for the ButtGusting laugh when I got home.

Kenny

Good luck typing in the new screenname after a few drinks!

And back Kenny (if it is indeed, really you ????)

One more thing; How does one know this is really me? Because I spell my name right.
It's "drunkkenartist", all lower case, all one word, with 2 k's.

drunk: as in one who drinks
ken: as in my name, Kenny
artist: as if I wish I were one.

as in drunkkenart dot com....

Hell, after everything I've been through tonight I deserve a plug.

And Smiley Joe, why would a person who lives in Greenhead, and works in Lynn Haven, drive to a Publix in South Walton to get groceries? Puh-lease!:roll:

I've got five days of posting to catch up on, so if y'all will excuse me...
Kenny

I'm Baaaack!
This IS the real drunkkenartist. Thank you beachbummett for sticking up for me and letting people know I don't get off work till late. Its 11:30pm and I just got home. Also, thank you for calling me and giving me heads up what was happening to my good name and honor. HOWEVER, NO THANK YOU for posting my password! What kinda crack infested martinis were you drinking?:funn:
And BobbyJ....Momma always said to sleep on it, before doing anything rash, so I'll wait till tomorrow to decide if I want to post any of those pictures of you. (just kidding)(sort of)
The person that saved the day was "RJ"? I think, when they posted, way back on page one;
"Can't the artist create another user until he/she figures out what is wrong?"
Which is precisely what I ended up doing when I got home from work tonight, because this stoopid asp !@#$%^&* computer still won't let me log in under drunkkenartist even though every other yahoo on earth seems to be able to do so.
Also, how well does that person know me that they called me "he/she"?

After reading all these posts (at my expense) I was laughing so hard I almost peeeed my pants. So now I will dive back in, and see if I can't fix my original namesake. Oh this is going to be fun.
Fortunately I have a sense of humor.

Here goes. Wish me luck.

Thanks guys for the ButtGusting laugh when I got home.

Kenny

What?! You told me i could post your password or did you say past word...or....i don't know i can't keep up! i am a blonde you know

Thanks LBH, but Margaritas at Midnight are sounding really good about now!

THIS JUST IN: (from Kenny to my email)


OK You two. I greatly appreciate all that you have done to get me in contact with Kurt to help me get back on. Let me tell ya this much.

I'm not kidding when I say this is what I do all day at work. I'm thoroughly trained in these systems now, this is what I do. I cleared my cookies, I rebooted. I'm about to try it from another computer.
Meanwhile, I'm more than willing to bet the problem is with the website.

First of all, for the first few days while I was trying to get in, I followed the instructions to "click here and a new password will be sent to your email".
That never happened till last night. I did it twice. Both passwords did not work.
Now Kurt has sent me a new password. "doodoo99". (should I be offended at that?).
Anyway, his doodoo don't work either.

When a person types in their userid and password, they can see their userid and the password will appear as asterisk or dots, then they hit enter. When doing so they can still see the user id and dots, but when I hit enter the dots disappear, meaning that the only thing that is going through is the userid. Therefore I could do this for years and not get in.

I fully give either of you or Kurt the permission to reset my password. I trust you. Give it a shot. Type in drunkkenartist (all lower case, all one word, 2k's) and "doodoo99" and see if you can get in. Trust me. It won't work. But I would like a witness that I am not as crazy as y'all are thinking.

Now I do have one heluva security system on this computer, that is the only thing that I can think of that could be a hindrance, but it should not affect password resets.

I'm going to go scrub out my fireplace now.

Kenny

okay daddy-o...what do we need to do now

neither does lindabobhat's!!:funn: :funn:

One more thing; How does one know this is really me? Because I spell my name right.
It's "drunkkenartist", all lower case, all one word, with 2 k's.

drunk: as in one who drinks
ken: as in my name, Kenny
artist: as if I wish I were one.

as in drunkkenart dot com....

Hell, after everything I've been through tonight I deserve a plug.

And Smiley Joe, why would a person who lives in Greenhead, and works in Lynn Haven, drive to a Publix in South Walton to get groceries? Puh-lease!:roll:

I've got five days of posting to catch up on, so if y'all will excuse me...
Kenny

So is your new password 66oodood? Hey guys, I just remembered drunkkenartist cannot log on to change his password...

You got me, Kenny. Why would one do that? I had no idea that Bobby lived in Greenhead. :funn:

Hey, it's me. I am back in. NOT! Just pulling your chain. I just thought I would see if someone switched Kenny's password on him, preventing him from gettin in, but it still seems to work for me.


--anonymous
Kenny is now with envy.

Newsflash!

I'm back. This is the real me. It was just as I suspected. I had to shut off my firewall. Word to the wise; DON'T EVER LOG OUT! Just stay logged in, and save the site to favorites. Especially if you have AOL 9.0 Security Edition AND other firewalls. What a royal pain in the you know what this has been.
AND a lot of fun. Yes Joe, I changed my password.

Its good to be back.

There's no place like home,
There's no place like home,
There's no place like home.

Now I'm going to fix a martini or three and get drucking funk.

Thanks y'all,

Kenny

I ran a test with my alter ego that I created for an hour "tsitranekknurd". It had nothing to do with firewall either. If you log out and forget your password; when logging back in, you have to enter your userid, enter your password AND select "remember me".
If you don't select "remember me" you can sit there and try and try and try and try and try just like I did for days on end and you won't get it. I did everything BUTT check that !@#$% little box.

Can I go to bed now?

k

Newsflash!

I'm back. This is the real me. It was just as I suspected. I had to shut off my firewall. Word to the wise; DON'T EVER LOG OUT! Just stay logged in, and save the site to favorites. Especially if you have AOL 9.0 Security Edition AND other firewalls. What a royal pain in the you know what this has been.
AND a lot of fun. Yes Joe, I changed my password.

Its good to be back.

There's no place like home,
There's no place like home,
There's no place like home.

Now I'm going to fix a martini or three and get drucking funk.

Thanks y'all,

Kenny

:roll: ...I could have told you all that! That must make me a computer geneyus as well!

I am glad you are back. You are one heck of a good addition to our little "home"! :clap_1:

I ran a test with my alter ego that I created for an hour "tsitranekknurd". It had nothing to do with firewall either. If you log out and forget your password; when logging back in, you have to enter your userid, enter your password AND select "remember me".
If you don't select "remember me" you can sit there and try and try and try and try and try just like I did for days on end and you won't get it. I did everything BUTT check that !@#$% little box.

Can I go to bed now?

k

back!! You created quite a lttle stir. Good thing nothing big was going on in the world, like global warming or more troops to IraQ! Thanks for the distraction!

Thanks LBH, but Margaritas at Midnight are sounding really good about now!

Kenny - your stemware is so beautiful it almost makes me want to start drinking again!

Miss LBH! You CAN drink again! There's this grayt invention. Its called WATER! And that is what looks best in my glassware. Makes the colors come alive, magnifies their magnificence! I do it all the time. Works wonders! Also suitable for Iced Tea, Kool Aid, Juice, Sparkling Cider- but wait there's more!
Try using the wine glasses for parfaits/sundaes, or the martini glasses area great for scoops of ice cream! (I've done extensive field research!) Not only that, but the Martini Glasses and Margarita Glasses area perfect for shrimp cocktail. Be creative! ( can you smell the BS from here?)

Thanks for your support and understanding in my time of need. I was getting pretty desperate. If Bush needed to send troops anywhere....

I miss my alter ego already. He may rise again.

K

neither does lindabobhat's!!:funn: :funn:

LOL - I almost missed this Beachbummett. Hopefully Kenny & I can both put these problems BEHIND us.

Miss LBH! You CAN drink again! There's this grayt invention. Its called WATER! And that is what looks best in my glassware. Makes the colors come alive, magnifies their magnificence! I do it all the time. Works wonders! Also suitable for Iced Tea, Kool Aid, Juice, Sparkling Cider- but wait there's more!
Try using the wine glasses for parfaits/sundaes, or the martini glasses area great for scoops of ice cream! (I've done extensive field research!) Not only that, but the Martini Glasses and Margarita Glasses area perfect for shrimp cocktail. Be creative! ( can you smell the BS from here?)

Thanks for your support and understanding in my time of need. I was getting pretty desperate. If Bush needed to send troops anywhere....

I miss my alter ego already. He may rise again.

K

Kenny,

I am sold - the next time I am in Sowal (hopefully no later than June, maybe sooner if Audie convinces me to escape with her in April) I will definitely acquire some of your glasses and get rid of all the plain boring ones I have already (I will give them to the ex.) I look forward to meeting you then!

I may need to create an alter ego myself in the meantime unless some folks can help me convince Kurt to get "Bob" out of my username!

Linda

Kenny,

I am sold - the next time I am in Sowal (hopefully no later than June, maybe sooner if Audie convinces me to escape with her in April) I will definitely acquire some of your glasses and get rid of all the plain boring ones I have already (I will give them to the ex.) I look forward to meeting you then!

I may need to create an alter ego myself in the meantime unless some folks can help me convince Kurt to get "Bob" out of my username!

Linda

:clap_1: ...consider it done. He owes me...I let him wear my 2007 glasses on NYE. Now, what should we call you...lindahottiehat?

:clap_1: ...consider it done. He owes me...I let him wear my 2007 glasses on NYE. Now, what should we call you...lindahottiehat?

We had a thread on this a while back...I think we came up with Justlinda (but I was plugging for Lindafunn or maybe I could go back to an old favorite - a lot of my friends used to call me Lin-duh! I know it's a bit self-deprecating, but then again, I think y'all have figured out that I don't mind making funn of myself.) Lindahottiehat is nice, but I think I'm a little too modest to accept such a moniker.

So those were your glasses, huh? Then whose conehead was it?

Kenny,

I am sold - the next time I am in Sowal (hopefully no later than June, maybe sooner if Audie convinces me to escape with her in April) I will definitely acquire some of your glasses and get rid of all the plain boring ones I have already (I will give them to the ex.) I look forward to meeting you then!

I may need to create an alter ego myself in the meantime unless some folks can help me convince Kurt to get "Bob" out of my username!

Linda

Dear Lindabobhatdoodoodontwork,
Next time you are in Sowal come by my house...I have some grayt stemware from the drunk you can try it out! The best thing he does are these huge glass platters...mine is gorgeous! and the first one he did....make him do more!:clap_1:

Kenny,

I am sold - the next time I am in Sowal (hopefully no later than June, maybe sooner if Audie convinces me to escape with her in April) I will definitely acquire some of your glasses and get rid of all the plain boring ones I have already (I will give them to the ex.) I look forward to meeting you then!

I may need to create an alter ego myself in the meantime unless some folks can help me convince Kurt to get "Bob" out of my username!

Linda

You must come with her in April...maybe you can keep her awake:clap_1:

Don't worry! I'm doing more platters, and vases, and bottles and glasses and salt & pepper shakers and ashtrays...getting ready for a big two day show, TroyFest, up in Alamaba in April. Before that I have at least one or two shows in Panama, and I've got to restock after Christmas.
I tell you what, my computer jeenyus cubicle job is getting in the way of my autistic endeavors and cutting back on sowalcial life. Hey you like that? I just made up a word. Sowalcial. Or has someone beat me to that?All these creative minds....

Dear Lindabobhatdoodoodontwork,
Next time you are in Sowal come by my house...I have some grayt stemware from the drunk you can try it out! The best thing he does are these huge glass platters...mine is gorgeous! and the first one he did....make him do more!:clap_1:

I think that username is just a wee bit too long to actually use - but I'd love to come by and check out your collection of Drunkkenartistware!

You must come with her in April...maybe you can keep her awake:clap_1:

Good point - I may just have to rise to the challenge!

Don't worry! I'm doing more platters, and vases, and bottles and glasses and salt & pepper shakers and ashtrays...getting ready for a big two day show, TroyFest, up in Alamaba in April. Before that I have at least one or two shows in Panama, and I've got to restock after Christmas.
I tell you what, my computer jeenyus cubicle job is getting in the way of my autistic endeavors and cutting back on sowalcial life. Hey you like that? I just made up a word. Sowalcial. Or has someone beat me to that?All these creative minds....

Sowalcial - that is brilliant - ranks right up there with FUNN if you ask me!

I think that username is just a wee bit too long to actually use - but I'd love to come by and check out your collection of Drunkkenartistware!



Good point - I may just have to rise to the challenge!



Sowalcial - that is brilliant - ranks right up there with FUNN if you ask me!

Can i be Sowalcial Director? :clap_1: