Here's One for Seniors

HOORAY FOR THE SENIOR GENERATION

A very self-important college freshman at a recent football game,
took it
upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why
it
was
impossible for the older generation to understand his own.

"You grew up in a different, actually almost primitive, world,"
the
student said loud enough for the whole crowd to hear. "We young
people
today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man
walking
on
the
moon, our spaceships have visited Mars...We even have nuclear
energy,
electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing
....and
uh...." Taking advantage of a pause for breath in the student's
litany,
the
"wizened" one said, "You're right, Son.

We didn't have those things
when we were young...so we invented them...you arrogant little
sh**head!!
Now...
What are you doing for the next generation??"

I love senior citizens!!!