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Highway Department

kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
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A cocky Federal Highway Department employee stopped at a farm and talked to the old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road."

The old farmer said, "Okay, but don't go in that field."

The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the U.S. Federal Government to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land."

So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the U.S. Federal Highway employee running for the fence, and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and was gaining on the employee at every step.

The old farmer called out, "Show him your card! Show him your card!"

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Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#2
:floor: You have the best funnies Darlene.
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
#3
:floor: You have the best funnies Darlene.

I have some funny friends. ;-) :wave:
Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#4
I have some funny friends. ;-) :wave:

Me too, I call her Darlene:wub:
dbuck avatar
Beach Fanatic
#6
:clap: :lol:
DuneAHH avatar
Beach Fanatic
#7
:floor: :floor: :floor:
can't wait to pass this on to my Dad...an old farmer w/ a bull!!!
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#8
:floor: :floor:
Mango avatar
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#9
:lolabove: :floor: Can we send that bull to the politriks threads? :rofl:

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