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Run bsmart Run!!!

Don't be confused - be flattered.

Don't be confused - be flattered.

Yep, when you get my age, any attention at all is a good thing! :lol:

Married woman.

So last night I was a bar fly after my friends went home after we had all went to a movie together, and had a few drinks at a crowded bar--first time I had done that actually. So I hear this hot woman next to me telling the bar tender that her husband is out of town on a business trip to Hong Kong. Well, later on in the evening she begins to talk and ask questions from me, and then places her hand all over my thigh and chest. I do not have relationships with married women, so I acted as if I was not interested. :(

Later, I was hit on by a man.

I left that bar last night a very confused man.

Somebody ain't gettin what she needs at home :blink:

Married woman.

So last night I was a bar fly after my friends went home after we had all went to a movie together, and had a few drinks at a crowded bar--first time I had done that actually. So I hear this hot woman next to me telling the bar tender that her husband is out of town on a business trip to Hong Kong. Well, later on in the evening she begins to talk and ask questions from me, and then places her hand all over my thigh and chest. I do not have relationships with married women, so I acted as if I was not interested. :(

Later, I was hit on by a man.

I left that bar last night a very confused man.

So you left alone?

I get hit on by a married woman often.........her name is GYPSEA!!!!!

:wub: :wub: :wub:

Married woman.

So last night I was a bar fly after my friends went home after we had all went to a movie together, and had a few drinks at a crowded bar--first time I had done that actually. So I hear this hot woman next to me telling the bar tender that her husband is out of town on a business trip to Hong Kong. Well, later on in the evening she begins to talk and ask questions from me, and then places her hand all over my thigh and chest. I do not have relationships with married women, so I acted as if I was not interested. :(

Later, I was hit on by a man.

I left that bar last night a very confused man.

That same thing happened to me...but it was actually a guy who went to Auburn...and in the alumni club. I had no idea he was married...and it almost went too far...but someone stepped in and told me he was married and I put the kabash on that one. 😱 Next.

Maybe she just needed to flirt a little. Sometimes the married chicks just need a little attention. You could have made her night by letting her rub all over you. :idontno:

Whew. For a minute there you had me worried. I thought I was going to open your post and find out your brand new car was the one that got hit!!! This is much more manageable. :rolling:

Bsmart- I immediately thought of the scene in "Sideways" where Thomas Hayden Church's character takes the married waitress home and her large tow truck driving husband comes home from the nightshift and catches them....uh hum. He ran out of the house naked - and left his wallet behind too....

So-- Bcareful, bsmart!

Somebody ain't gettin what she needs at home :blink:

Well, Hong Kong's a long way away, RO!

Well, Hong Kong's a long way away, RO!

And she needs some Hong Dong! :rolling:

And she needs some Hong Dong! :rolling:

sometimes i think your crazy. i mean really crazy.

sometimes i think your crazy. i mean really crazy.

No. Not at all. :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

All I can say bsmart is that you lived up to your logon name! :clap_1:

This kind of thing happened to me a while back before I was married.

After being deposed for several hours for a case involving my employer, I stopped by a bar for a much needed drink.
I was there by myself sitting at the bar and a married lady came up to me and did the whole hand on the thigh thing. She talked to me for about an hour and kept begging me to dance. She eventually decided to skip the dance and ask me to come home with her.

I kept staring at her ring finger (tan line and all) and decided that I'd better go home.

I went to see my mother at work the next day, and she introduces me to her boss. You should have seen the look on her face. This time, she was wearing her ring. Mom still works with her and is still trying to figure out what was going on in her office that day...

This kind of thing happened to me a while back before I was married.

After being deposed for several hours for a case involving my employer, I stopped by a bar for a much needed drink.
I was there by myself sitting at the bar and a married lady came up to me and did the whole hand on the thigh thing. She talked to me for about an hour and kept begging me to dance. She eventually decided to skip the dance and ask me to come home with her.

I kept staring at her ring finger (tan line and all) and decided that I'd better go home.

I went to see my mother at work the next day, and she introduces me to her boss. You should have seen the look on her face. This time, she was wearing her ring. Mom still works with her and is still trying to figure out what was going on in her office that day...

Shut up. 😱 Oh snap. 😱

Shut up. 😱 Oh snap. 😱

There was another girl with her, and she works in the office, too. I think she may have let my mom in on what happened.

There was another girl with her, and she works in the office, too. I think she may have let my mom in on what happened.

Oh that sucks. Oh my gosh. What is wrong with people these days.

Oh that sucks. Oh my gosh. What is wrong with people these days.

I don't know but you gotta feel sorry for the fella that put that ring on her finger.