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9SoWal Insider
nothing good
picky
It's the 2009 take on the classic Simon and Garfunkel song "America." ;-)
Let us be lovers we'll marry our fortunes together"
"I've got some real estate here in my bag"
So we bought a pack of cigarettes and Mrs. Wagner pies
And we walked off to look for America
"Kathy," I said as we boarded a Greyhound in Pittsburgh
"Michigan seems like a dream to me now"
It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw
I've gone to look for America
Laughing on the bus
Playing games with the faces
She said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy
I said "Be careful his bowtie is really a camera"
"Toss me a cigarette, I think there's one in my raincoat"
"We smoked the last one an hour ago"
So I looked at the scenery, she read her magazine
And the moon rose over an open field
"Kathy, I'm lost," I said, though I knew she was sleeping
I'm empty and aching and I don't know why
Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
They've all gone to look for America
All gone to look for America
All gone to look for America
Let us be lovers we'll marry our fortunes together"
"I've got some real estate here in my bag"
So we bought a pack of cigarettes and Mrs. Wagner pies
And we walked off to look for America
"Kathy," I said as we boarded a Greyhound in Pittsburgh
"Michigan seems like a dream to me now"
It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw
I've gone to look for America
Laughing on the bus
Playing games with the faces
She said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy
I said "Be careful his bowtie is really a camera"
"Toss me a cigarette, I think there's one in my raincoat"
"We smoked the last one an hour ago"
So I looked at the scenery, she read her magazine
And the moon rose over an open field
"Kathy, I'm lost," I said, though I knew she was sleeping
I'm empty and aching and I don't know why
Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
They've all gone to look for America
All gone to look for America
All gone to look for America
SoWal Insider
How much secret spy stuff can be going on between your molars and your tonsils? 

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Skunky
A new prop in the long lived urban legend about the Jamaican/Mexican hospitality involving toothbrushes. It happened to the friend of a guy I used to work with. Really.
SoWal Expert
A new prop in the long lived urban legend about the Jamaican/Mexican hospitality involving toothbrushes. It happened to the friend of a guy I used to work with. Really.
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Skunky
SoWal Expert
Well, my habit of putting my toothbrush in my purse while traveling just paid off like gangbusters! 
Is this a slightly different Snopes site? It didn't rank it by true, false etc. just mentioned it was racist and a bit hinky.
P.S. Who goes vacationing and leaves their camera in their hotel room?
P.P.S. How is this not the express lane to get yourself fired as hotel staff? I'd be pitching a royal fit w/ photographic evidence!!!
Is this a slightly different Snopes site? It didn't rank it by true, false etc. just mentioned it was racist and a bit hinky.
P.S. Who goes vacationing and leaves their camera in their hotel room?
P.P.S. How is this not the express lane to get yourself fired as hotel staff? I'd be pitching a royal fit w/ photographic evidence!!!
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SWGB
I once had to ask for a tooth brush at the front desk (screwed up and forgot it). Trust me this is not the tooth brush they are going to hand you. The one I got was hard enough to remove paint and the bristles that weren't scraping my gums off fell out on their own.
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