How About A Quickie?

kathydwells · 2006-02-09T19:09:10.000Z

[font=Times New Roman] [/font][b][b][font=Arial][font=Arial][size=3]Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.[/size] [/font][/font][/b][/b][font=Times New Roman][size=3] [/size][/font] [b][b][font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, [/font][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b][font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." [/font][/size][/font][/b][/b] [b][font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial][b][b][b][font=Arial][font=Arial]"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his t[/font][/font][/b][/b][/b][/font][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial][b]rademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?" [/b][/font][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial][b] "Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to [/b][/font][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial][b]act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year! '' [/b][/font][/size][/font][/b] [b][font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial][b]As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers...[/b][/font][/size][/font][/b] [b][font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial][b]"It's pronounced 'quiche'."[/b][/font][/size][/font][/b]

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kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined Dec 20, '04View profile MessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Feb 9, '06 · 1:09 PM489

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year! ''

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers...

"It's pronounced 'quiche'."

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dbuck

dbuckBeach FanaticKY3,966 postsJoined Jun 2, '05View profile MessageBeach Fanatic

Feb 9, '06 · 1:18 PM#2

Good One :lolabove: I ran it off for my hubby.

MermaidMermaidpicky7,871 postsJoined Aug 11, '05View profile Messagepicky

Feb 9, '06 · 2:12 PM#3

That's adorable. :razz:

audie

audiefartblossom10,946 postsJoined May 15, '05View profile Messagefartblossom

Feb 9, '06 · 2:26 PM#4

:funn:

Jdarg

JdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined Feb 15, '05View profile MessageSoWal Expert

Feb 9, '06 · 6:45 PM#5

Priceless!

Allifunn

AllifunnFunnChef - AlisonCooks.comSt Petersburg13,635 postsJoined Jan 11, '06View profile MessageFunnChef - AlisonCooks.com

Feb 9, '06 · 6:48 PM#6

"It's pronounced 'quiche'."

poor Bush... :funn: cute new tar Kathy!!

imasunbum

imasunbumBeach Fanatic412 postsJoined Oct 16, '05View profile MessageBeach Fanatic

Feb 9, '06 · 10:33 PM#7

What - No Kimmi - I thought from the title of the thread I would surely see her name come up :floor:

Cute one.

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Cheering472SoWal Insider5,295 postsJoined Nov 3, '05View profile MessageSoWal Insider

Feb 10, '06 · 7:47 AM#8

:funn:

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kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined Dec 20, '04View profile MessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor

Feb 10, '06 · 1:41 PM#9