An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.
What majestic trees!
What powerful rivers!
What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.
As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes.
Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw
to take a swipe at him.
At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..."
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
It was then that bright light shone upon the man and
a voice came out of the sky saying: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident.
Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?"
Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke,
"Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful."
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Meow
:nono1: wenches do not STFU. we just tell other people to do this when needed.
:roll: ...you have no idea what was getting ready to come out of my fingers...(well, you probably have an idea). This wench just did the right thing...self imposed STFU.
SoWal Insider
:roll: ...you have no idea what was getting ready to come out of my fingers...(well, you probably have an idea). This wench just did the right thing...And .
And this is why we appointed you to be head of the MoFoWench club !
It takes a special wench to know when to STFU! :funn:Meow
And this is why we appointed you to be head of the MoFoWench club !
...I ain't no head. I will be the parliamentarian though. SoWal Insider
Why? Is it because you can spell parliamentarian ?
picky
:nono1: wenches do not STFU. we just tell other people to do this when needed.
Ah, all the technique in a nutshell.
I award this thread the prize for best tangent ever. Meow
Why? Is it because you can spell parliamentarian ?
...yep! Meow
Ah, all the technique in a nutshell.
:roll: ...Darlene, again.
quirty
I was skeered to even open this thread after reading the MLK tread but I am glad that I did. Thanks SJ
I was thinking the same thing - glad I took a risk. SJ, you are on a roll!
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
:roll: ...Darlene, again.
I get blamed for everything.....so here, STFU!!!!
I was going to say however, since this thread has already been tagentized, albeit by me.....that I wonder what those people who clicked on this thread thought when they read "religous humor" and then we were telling each other, or not telling each other to STFU!!! How funny, we are so bad.
SoWal Insider
I get blamed for everything.....so here, STFU!!!!
I was going to say however, since this thread has already been tagentized, albeit by me.....that I wonder what those people who clicked on this thread thought when they read "religous humor" and then we were telling each other, or not telling each other to STFU!!! How funny, we are so bad.
Let's throw in a BITE ME for good measure! :funn::rofl:Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Well, how could I have forgotten...
SoWal ExpertAuthor
I get blamed for everything.....so here, STFU!!!!That chatter could have been much worse if I had titled the thread, "God Listens to Atheist," or, "Atheist in Need of God."
I was going to say however, since this thread has already been tagentized, albeit by me.....that I wonder what those people who clicked on this thread thought when they read "religous humor" and then we were telling each other, or not telling each other to STFU!!! How funny, we are so bad.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
That chatter could have been much worse if I had titled the thread, "God Listens to Atheist," or, "Atheist in Need of God."
:funn:
margarita brocolia
I was skeered to even open this thread after reading the MLK tread but I am glad that I did. Thanks SJ
OK, obviously I have missed reading the MLK thread .... now I must decide if I should go take a peek. :shock: Should I or should I skip it?
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Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
OK, obviously I have missed reading the MLK thread .... now I must decide if I should go take a peek. :shock: Should I or should I skip it?
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skip it.
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