rickybubbles avatar
Beach Comber
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Folks, I feel weird. Just found out from the guy who brings the water bottles that the UPS guy said that the guy who sold us our mortgage is a gay guy. Should I try to save him or just stop paying our mortgage?

Don't get me wrong, I mean, I don't hate gay people or anything. I just feel sorry that he is going to burn in firey potato-peeler, carrot-snapper H-E-double hockey sticks and don't feel that I should have to pay this mortgage if the reason we keep having to pay more and more each month is that he accidentally gayified our paperwork or something.

Now I really wonder why he gave us that box of Count Chocula when we moved in, I mean, what in the hell kind of move-in gift is that, guy?

I thought most gays ate fruit loops, anyway.

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Franny avatar
Beach Fanatic
#2
If you are trying to be funny it ain't working!:nono1: :banned:
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#3
You may feel weird, but I feel sad. We are all about weird and kooky here in the lounge, but I am not a fan of your post above.
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#4
I am hoping that our new friend Ricky is an altar ego and someone's trying to be funny because surely we could never attract such a real a$$hole.:(
skippertoo avatar
Beach Fanatic
#5
I am hoping that our new friend Ricky is an altar ego and someone's trying to be funny because surely we could never attract such a real a$$hole.:(

Ditto... So far all 13 posts of his are worthless. Mr Troll will go away if everyone can ignore his posts
Ocean Lover avatar
bean
#6
:creepy: I feel weird too.
AugustInTransit avatar
Beach Lover
#7
:eek: That doesn't make me mad, it just depresses me. Here's a few points you should consider.

A) Trying to "save" someone from being gay is just going to piss him or her off. :nono1:

B) You stopping the payments of your mortage is not going to stop him from being gay, it's going to stop him from eating (at least a little).

C) I'm glad the apparent majority of SoWallers are nice, liberal minded people that accept others for their faults, weaknesses, and decisions as well as the "good acceptable" parts of their personalities. :wub:

D) People that think that gays are automatically damned to Hell just because they're attractions lie against the norms annoy me and I just don't understand them. :idontno:

E) In 1972 the American Psychological Association took Homosexuality out of their list of mental illnesses. :!: You should jump on the bandwagon, strap on someone elses shoes and check this out - 1972 APA Convention Anonymous Speech on the Behalf of Gay-PA.

F) It's hard enough for a homosexual man or woman to "be themselves" in public. Many have to hide their true feelings and lifestyles because they are afraid that people will shy away from them or ostrasize them. They are afraid that if those around them knew of their homosexuality it would hold them back, creating the Glass Ceiling Effect just because of their sexuality, not their sex. :(

G) You can hold your fingers in your ears, you can stomp your feet to drown us out, but it won't work. We are slowly marching towards acceptance because there are good, kind people out there that understand that discrimination is still alive and fighting. We must beat down the hatred and misunderstanding and rise above the oppression. You can read this and believe that I have no idea what I'm talking about. That my youth is causing me to believe what I believe and that years and childbearing will "bring me back". Just so you know, I was raised in a strict Roman Catholic household and still consider myself Catholic. But gone are the days where we will sit quietly with our hands in our laps eating every word our preachers, pastors, and priests shoot from the pulpit. Gone are the days where we quickly chew down the homilies and speaches and believe each part of them as truth. As far as I'm aware, that's what the Protestant Reformation was about.

All in all, I'll stay in my box if you stay in yours. Use discretion with everything you say not to be politically correct, but to be polite. Keep falsehoods or negative thoughts behind your teeth.

Oh and here's one from me to you. http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/raynecarnver/Same.html

Always and forever yours,
Alison M. Brann
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#8
Ditto... So far all 13 posts of his are worthless. Mr Troll will go away if everyone can ignore his posts

I know, I held my fingers for a while. I just couldn't let this pass. :(
picky
#9
I know, I held my fingers for a while. I just couldn't let this pass. :(

Sometimes it's necessary to protest what's offensive and insensitive, and this was a good place to show it. Otherwise, don't feed the trolls!! Nasty little creatures thrive on attention and it doesn't matter what kind it is.
Bob avatar
SoWal Insider
#10
Dude, you just exceeded my weirdness. You've got to turn off the Ipod, TV, and take your hand off the bong for just a few minutes when you post. Just consider that shot out of bounds and tee it up again.
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#11
:floor:Count Chocula ... :funn: You are too much, BubblyRicki! Not laughing about the gay comments -- just laughing at bubbaRicki.

Isn't there a NASCAR race on tv right now, which you should be watching???

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rickybubbles avatar
Beach ComberAuthor
#12
Dude, you just exceeded my weirdness. You've got to turn off the Ipod, TV, and take your hand off the bong for just a few minutes when you post. Just consider that shot out of bounds and tee it up again.


OK, you made _me_ laugh with that one.

(HOW DID YOU ALL KNOW I WAS GAY?????):clap_1::clap_1::clap_1:
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#13
OK, you made _me_ laugh with that one.

(HOW DID YOU ALL KNOW I WAS GAY?????):clap_1::clap_1::clap_1:
I don't get it. Aren't gay people supposed to like gAy people? :idontno::floor:
pgurney avatar
Beach Fanatic
#14
I'm feeling some back-stroking going on here.
rickybubbles avatar
Beach ComberAuthor
#15
I don't get it. Aren't gay people supposed to like gAy people? :idontno::floor:

Well, there is this _remote_ possibility it's all just a joke....

If Gay people can't make fun of themselves, only Straight people will...

;-)
rickybubbles avatar
Beach ComberAuthor
#16
:eek: That doesn't make me mad, it just depresses me. Here's a few points you should consider.

(quite a bit of stuff redacted)

Always and forever yours,
Alison M. Brann

It's ok, sweetie, you're only 20. A couple more years and you will begin to grow a sense of humor so that when you see things like this, you'll realize it's a joke almost instantly.

On the other hand, maybe you just needed to get all that out because you or someone you know has been persecuted too by people who are REALLY this stupid and hateful. Could that be that's why I wrote it? To vent?

COULD BEEEEE......:wub::wub::wub::wub:
Kurt avatar
Admin
#17
Well, there is this _remote_ possibility it's all just a joke....

If Gay people can't make fun of themselves, only Straight people will...

;-)

I read it as an attempt at humor. Maybe a not a very good one, but an attempt.

Seems you touched a nerve with Alison. :shock:
Hop avatar
Beach Fanatic
#18
I read it as an attempt at humor. Maybe a not a very good one, but an attempt.

Seems you touched a nerve with Alison. :shock:

aww c'mon Kurt...we all know it's you...i always think it's silly and annoying when these board hog, alias people get on the boards and just start talking trash to try to get people worked up. They try to be offensive and push every button in the book... gay issues...race issues...it's so cliche and boring. whatever...i'm with kitty...ignore...and they can just talk to themselves.
Beachmom avatar
Beach Fanatic
#19
Isn't that what the "ignore" button is for.....?
AugustInTransit avatar
Beach Lover
#20
It's ok, sweetie, you're only 20. A couple more years and you will begin to grow a sense of humor so that when you see things like this, you'll realize it's a joke almost instantly.

On the other hand, maybe you just needed to get all that out because you or someone you know has been persecuted too by people who are REALLY this stupid and hateful. Could that be that's why I wrote it? To vent?

COULD BEEEEE......:wub::wub::wub::wub:


Sorry, didn't realize. It's hard to judge humour in typing. Some of my best friends are gay and I'm so sick of everyone else jumping on their backs for it!

You got to admit, I at least used logical arguments. :roll:

And I loved the speech.
southof30A avatar
Beach Lover
#21
:floor:Count Chocula ... :funn: You are too much, BubblyRicki! Not laughing about the gay comments -- just laughing at bubbaRicki.

Isn't there a NASCAR race on tv right now, which you should be watching???
What does NASCAR got to do with this?
Ocean Lover avatar
bean
#22
What does NASCAR got to do with this?

RickyBubbles/RickyBobby :idontno:

Dear tiny baby Jesus...please help RB with his gayness.

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southof30A avatar
Beach Lover
#23
RickyBubbles/RickyBobby :idontno:

Dear tiny baby Jesus...please help RB with his gayness.
I still don't understand. Please explain to me, a NASCAR fan.
Ocean Lover avatar
bean
#24
I still don't understand. Please explain to me, a NASCAR fan.

I take it you haven't seen Talledega Nights with Will Ferrell? That would explain it.
southof30A avatar
Beach Lover
#25
I take it you haven't seen Talledega Nights with Will Ferrell? That would explain it.
I'm pretty sure that's a comedy movie. If you think that defines the typical NASCAR fan, then you are uninformed. I was simply challenging the comment by the Smiley Joe dude that seemed to be a feeble attempt to bring NASCAR into some sort of homophobic response.

Where are you from in central Ohio? I grew up in Nerk, Ahia.
Ocean Lover avatar
bean
#26
I'm pretty sure that's a comedy movie. If you think that defines the typical NASCAR fan, then you are uninformed. I was simply challenging the comment by the Smiley Joe dude that seemed to be a feeble attempt to bring NASCAR into some sort of homophobic response.

Where are you from in central Ohio? I grew up in Nerk, Ahia.

It is a comedy and I am married to a #20 fan so no I don't think it's typical but it is FUNNY. Smilin Joe is also just funnin'. I have good friends who grew up in Nerk. :lol: Let's just say I'm not far from Jack Nicklaus and Jack Hanna.

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