Folks, I feel weird. Just found out from the guy who brings the water bottles that the UPS guy said that the guy who sold us our mortgage is a gay guy. Should I try to save him or just stop paying our mortgage?
Don't get me wrong, I mean, I don't hate gay people or anything. I just feel sorry that he is going to burn in firey potato-peeler, carrot-snapper H-E-double hockey sticks and don't feel that I should have to pay this mortgage if the reason we keep having to pay more and more each month is that he accidentally gayified our paperwork or something.
Now I really wonder why he gave us that box of Count Chocula when we moved in, I mean, what in the hell kind of move-in gift is that, guy?
I thought most gays ate fruit loops, anyway.
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46Beach Lover
Tony didn't git it done, Junior didn't git it done, Martin (although we were all up screamin' for him) didn't git it done. Harvick got it done! My prediction is that he wins the Cup in 2007.
Whoa, you're from the rich part of town!
Whoa, you're from the rich part of town!
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Beach Fanatic
It's ok, sweetie, you're only 20. A couple more years and you will begin to grow a sense of humor so that when you see things like this, you'll realize it's a joke almost instantly.
Hey, sweetie, can you patronize someone your own age? Being "only 20" doesn't make Alison any less informed or intelligent. (She happens to be one of my best friends, so I know this firsthand.) And remember, you were "only 20" once before.
I read it as an attempt at humor. Maybe a not a very good one, but an attempt.
Seems you touched a nerve with Alison. :shock:
It certainly was a poor attempt. As for touching a nerve, it never hurt to be passionate about something.
aww c'mon Kurt...we all know it's you...i always think it's silly and annoying when these board hog, alias people get on the boards and just start talking trash to try to get people worked up. They try to be offensive and push every button in the book... gay issues...race issues...it's so cliche and boring. whatever...i'm with kitty...ignore...and they can just talk to themselves.
I like this idea.
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Beach Lover
Eye <3 Moolly. 

needs to get out more
i thought that clown larry the cable guy got 'er dun. such an overused cretinous phrase, kind of like that really cool guy who screams freeburd at every concert. nascar, like watching paint dry.


Beach Fanatic
i thought that clown larry the cable guy got 'er dun. such an overused cretinous phrase, kind of like that really cool guy who screams freeburd at every concert. nascar, like watching paint dry.
What a great word. Way to go, John R.
That Freebird guy always makes me laugh. Someone yelled that when Green Hit was playing Cerulean's tonight. The funniest thing I've seen a band member do when some whack job yells "Freebird!" is to flip him off and say, "This one's on the house!"
SoWal Expert
What does NASCAR got to do with this?
I take it you haven't seen Talledega Nights with Will Ferrell? That would explain it.I haven't seen the movie, Talledega Nights.
The NASCAR comment comes from the fact that Daytona 500 was on tv when I typed the comment. Isn't that the biggest race for NASCAR, and probably the most watched tv event/show that was shown today? Also, the name,RickiBubba sounds like a gay NASCAR driver name. Oh, wait a minute, I am thinking of those two hilarious radio talk guys, Rick and Bubba, who look like walking billboards for NASCAR. Wait a minute... they actually look a little gay. Maybe NASCAR fans can be gay.


Go watch your NASCAR and drink an 18pack of Busch, and most importantly, relax a little bit. ;-)
Beach Fanatic
Like Miss Kitty, I couldn't sit back and be quiet on this one.
Then it got weirder and weirder....
See my NASCAR thread in the sports section.
Now I'm really confused.
Um, :scratch: ...no.
back-stroking or back-pedaling?
I'm going to have to finally break down and watch the movie I guess.
Yes, we can.:funn: Again, see my NASCAR thread in the sports section. I learned that the apple doesn't fall from the tree.
And yes, AIT, that was a grayt response back there.
PS. Don't ever change your tar! It will never grow old.:clap_1:
Then it got weirder and weirder....
Count Chocula ... :funn: You are too much, BubblyRicki! Not laughing about the gay comments -- just laughing at bubbaRicki.
Isn't there a NASCAR race on tv right now, which you should be watching???
See my NASCAR thread in the sports section.
OK, you made _me_ laugh with that one.
(HOW DID YOU ALL KNOW I WAS GAY?????):clap_1::clap_1::clap_1:
Now I'm really confused.
I don't get it. Aren't gay people supposed to like gAy people?
Um, :scratch: ...no.
I'm feeling some back-stroking going on here.
back-stroking or back-pedaling?
RickyBubbles/RickyBobby![]()
Dear tiny baby Jesus...please help RB with his gayness.
I'm going to have to finally break down and watch the movie I guess.
I haven't seen the movie, Talledega Nights.
Maybe NASCAR fans can be gay.
;-)
Yes, we can.:funn: Again, see my NASCAR thread in the sports section. I learned that the apple doesn't fall from the tree.
And yes, AIT, that was a grayt response back there.
PS. Don't ever change your tar! It will never grow old.:clap_1:
Skunky
I haven't seen the movie, Talledega Nights.
The NASCAR comment comes from the fact that Daytona 500 was on tv when I typed the comment. Isn't that the biggest race for NASCAR, and probably the most watched tv event/show that was shown today? Also, the name,RickiBubba sounds like a gay NASCAR driver name. Oh, wait a minute, I am thinking of those two hilarious radio talk guys, Rick and Bubba, who look like walking billboards for NASCAR. Wait a minute... they actually look a little gay. Maybe NASCAR fans can be gay.
Go watch your NASCAR and drink an 18pack of Busch, and most importantly, relax a little bit. ;-)
They do have that rainbow car, whadaya think that's all about?

fartblossom

SoWal Expert
This is for Toots---
Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you,jesuz, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome stricking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: mmm...
Ricky Bobby: Dear tiny infant Jesus...
Carley Bobby: Hey, um... you know sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off puttin' to pray to a baby.
Ricky Bobby: Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whoever you want.
Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you,jesuz, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome stricking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: mmm...
Ricky Bobby: Dear tiny infant Jesus...
Carley Bobby: Hey, um... you know sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off puttin' to pray to a baby.
Ricky Bobby: Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whoever you want.
Meow
...me thinks I would like this movie.fartblossom
i think a little will ferrell goes a long way .....
Beach Fanatic
back-stroking or back-pedaling?Backstroke
needs to get out more
ricky, btw, the waterbottle guy and the ups guy have been partners for 20 years. the mortgage guy is their invitro child with melissa ethridge's egg. he really wanted to be a figure skater, but the boys wanted him to have a more masculine image.
SoWal Expert
ricky, btw, the waterbottle guy and the ups guy have been partners for 20 years. the mortgage guy is their invitro child with melissa ethridge's egg. he really wanted to be a figure skater, but the boys wanted him to have a more masculine image.
:clap_1: On the Coffee Spew-o-meter, this is a 10!! (out both nostrils plus lung inhalation)
SoWal Guide
:clap_1:
:clap_1: dear baby god!
This is for Toots---
Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you,jesuz, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome stricking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: mmm...
Ricky Bobby: Dear tiny infant Jesus...
Carley Bobby: Hey, um... you know sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off puttin' to pray to a baby.
Ricky Bobby: Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whoever you want.
:clap_1: dear baby god!SoWal Guide
rickybubbles: you are cute.
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SoWal Expert
ricky, btw, the waterbottle guy and the ups guy have been partners for 20 years. the mortgage guy is their invitro child with melissa ethridge's egg. he really wanted to be a figure skater, but the boys wanted him to have a more masculine image.
:clap_1: On the Coffee Spew-o-meter, this is a 10!! (out both nostrils plus lung inhalation)
Aspirated too!!

Beach Fanatic
Fuzz answered a call last night on a fellow that got drunk and went beserk because the wrong guy won the Daytona 500. :shock: 

Meow
Fuzz answered a call last night on a fellow that got drunk and went beserk because the wrong guy won the Daytona 500. :shock:

SoWal Insider
That's the best scene in the movie. The first 20-30 minutes of the movie are great. The estranged alcoholic dad, and the gay Formula 1 driver antagonist are lame....me thinks I would like this movie.
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