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kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined Dec 20, '04View profile MessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Mar 15, '06 · 9:02 AM701

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington, DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the US Senate for assistance.

The conversation went like this:

"Good morning. This is Senator Teddy Kennedy. How might I help you?" And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigit's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?" Senator Kennedy, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.

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CastlesOfSandBeach Fanatic2,486 postsJoined Jul 11, '05View profile MessageBeach Fanatic

Mar 15, '06 · 9:03 AM#2

:floor:

DDSoWal Expertgrapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal23,871 postsJoined Aug 29, '05View profile MessageSoWal Expert

Mar 15, '06 · 9:54 AM#3

:clap_1:

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RiverOttergot any pics?Chattanooga, Tennessee, United States11,444 postsJoined Nov 15, '04View profile Messagegot any pics?

Mar 15, '06 · 10:42 AM#4

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kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined Dec 20, '04View profile MessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor

Mar 15, '06 · 10:43 AM#5

Oh clever one...did you mean to say something? 😀

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RiverOttergot any pics?Chattanooga, Tennessee, United States11,444 postsJoined Nov 15, '04View profile Messagegot any pics?

Mar 15, '06 · 10:49 AM#6

Oh clever one...did you mean to say something? 😀

Can't speak and dance at the same time

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seagroveloverlittle sugarSt Louis Missouri2,984 postsJoined Jan 12, '05View profile Messagelittle sugar

Mar 15, '06 · 10:52 AM#7

Good one !!!! :funn:

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Mar 15, '06 · 3:21 PM#8

:floor:

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InletBchDwellerSoWal InsiderPrairieville, La6,802 postsJoined Feb 14, '06View profile MessageSoWal Insider

Mar 15, '06 · 4:58 PM#9

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Smiling JOeSoWal Expert31,643 postsJoined Nov 18, '04View profile MessageSoWal Expert

Mar 15, '06 · 5:17 PM#10

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kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined Dec 20, '04View profile MessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor

Mar 15, '06 · 7:38 PM#11

So, Smokin', have you recently graduated from smiley college?