3 hours in the ER and a cat scan to prove it - I'm full of s#it. This should come as no surprise to those who know me well - lol!
I can't believe I'm posting this but it was too funny not to share (well it's funny now. I wouldn't have thought so earlier today.) Was having horrible lower abdominal pain for 24 hours - almost went to the ER last night but realized I had some Vicodin and took it instead. Woke up this AM, took a shower and thought I was better but the pain came back. Went back to sleep and got up around noon and decided I better work a half day. By 5PM my boss was telling me to go to the hospital - I even looked like hell because I was getting bloated and you could see it in my face. So off to the ER I went. Pelvic exam showed nothing; blood tests nothing, so off to the cat scan I went. 45 mins later, the PA came in and said, "everything looked normal on your cat scan except for one thing - you have a lot of poop in you." Then the doctor came in and confirmed it - sent me home with a prescription for something that doesn't even need a prescription. It was $3.79 at Walgreens - but I can't wait to see the hospital bill.
So go ahead - I'm ready for the jokes and waiting for the first person to reply, "Hope everything comes out ok!" (Oops - sorry - beat ya to it!)
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quirtyAuthor
Oh y'all are killing me. If laughter alone could cure me, I'd be fine by now.
My dear friend Audie the pharmacist has recommended an alternative treatment. But I'm not going to try it until I know I am staying put for awhile. Got too many errands to run this afternoon.
My dear friend Audie the pharmacist has recommended an alternative treatment. But I'm not going to try it until I know I am staying put for awhile. Got too many errands to run this afternoon.
bean
Oh y'all are killing me. If laughter alone could cure me, I'd be fine by now.
My dear friend Audie the pharmacist has recommended an alternative treatment. But I'm not going to try it until I know I am staying put for awhile. Got too many errands to run this afternoon.
You poor Gull!!! I'm sure you're tired of waiting, hope R2-do do makes an appearance soon!
quirtyAuthor
At this rate, I think my divorce will be final before this situation resolves itself!
SoWal Insider
At this rate, I think my divorce will be final before this situation resolves itself!
I really think you should spewcacca first, we'll send you a light saber, and you can offer him the R2-Doo Doo as part of the divorce settlement.
Meow
At this rate, I think my divorce will be final before this situation resolves itself!
;-) ...now I get it. The poopoo is a metaphor for your ex. It will all be out soon.
margarita brocolia
I see duty is calling.
:rofl: LBH, you are crazy~! This thread is hilarious ....
Meow
:clap_1: ...Rita's back with her funn funn funny pics!!!!
quirtyAuthor
;-) ...now I get it. The poopoo is a metaphor for your ex. It will all be out soon.
Kind of like that song from South Pacific "I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair." But I'm not going to elaborate on the lyrics (I'm sure someone else will, though!)
:rofl: LBH, you are crazy~! This thread is hilarious ....
Yes I am definitely crazy. By the way, your picture was hilarious, too!
Beach Fanatic
I've heard of internalizing a problem before, but LBH wins the prize. :funn:
Beach Fanatic
Do we have a name/names yet
... Watt if its twins; or better not triplets!!!!!???
Bwhaaaaaa haaaaaaaa!!!!!! The anticipation is killin me!!!!!!
:funn: :funn: :funn:
... Watt if its twins; or better not triplets!!!!!??? Bwhaaaaaa haaaaaaaa!!!!!! The anticipation is killin me!!!!!!
:funn: :funn: :funn:
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Meow
...I am so full of popcorn, that I may pop before lbh!!!SoWal Insider
Wonder if she gave birth yet? There's a new member named p00p.
quirtyAuthor
Wonder if she gave birth yet? There's a new member named p00p.
OMG - that is too funny. But sadly, not an alter ego of mine.
Meow
OMG - that is too funny. But sadly, not an alter ego of mine.
...how many days has it been now??????quirtyAuthor
Um, 4. Tonight we stay home and try Audie's alternate treatment.
SoWal Insider
I was waiting for someone to ask that!!!! :clap_1:Meow
Um, 4. Tonight we stay home and try Audie's alternate treatment.
...we???? Is this a group project?
;-)
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
I would so love to see whoever the newest member is to this wonderful board read this as their first thread. Can you imagine what they would be thinking of us? I can hear it now. "Honey, come look at this, there is a bunch of people on here waiting for one of their own to have a BM". :funn:
Meow
I would so love to see whoever the newest member is to this wonderful board read this as their first thread. Can you imagine what they would be thinking of us? I can hear it now. "Honey, come look at this, there is a bunch of people on here waiting for one of their own to have a BM". :funn:
OMG OMG OMG Darlene....
SoWal Insider
Um, 4. Tonight we stay home and try Audie's alternate treatment.
Is it Golightly? And, um, you don't Golightly!!! (no, i don't know this from personal experience...just someone i know had to do it before a colonoscopy)
SoWal Insider
I would so love to see whoever the newest member is to this wonderful board read this as their first thread. Can you imagine what they would be thinking of us? I can hear it now. "Honey, come look at this, there is a bunch of people on here waiting for one of their own to have a BM". :funn:
I'm waiting for the new member p00p to post so we can see the avatar. quirtyAuthor
;-)
"We" - me and the well, you know.....
Is it Golightly? And, um, you don't Golightly!!! (no, i don't know this from personal experience...just someone i know had to do it before a colonoscopy)
Nah - Audie suggested a rather simple solution from the local drugstore.
SoWal Insider
Why don't you walk someone's dog? 1) You get some exercise which helps move things, and b) they always pick up the scent which gets them going. 
SoWal Insider
Why don't you walk someone's dog? 1) You get some exercise which helps move things, and b) they always pick up the scent which gets them going.
:funn: Mango..you are so bad!
Beach Comber
I would so love to see whoever the newest member is to this wonderful board read this as their first thread. Can you imagine what they would be thinking of us? I can hear it now. "Honey, come look at this, there is a bunch of people on here waiting for one of their own to have a BM". :funn:
Oh MY!! I've been bouncing around on SoWal for about a week or so and I read a lil' bit here and there, but THIS thread... this thread I had to read all of just for pure entertainment!!:funn: You guys are a RIOT! I do hope 'something' happens soon, for your sake LBH...
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