3 hours in the ER and a cat scan to prove it - I'm full of s#it. This should come as no surprise to those who know me well - lol!
I can't believe I'm posting this but it was too funny not to share (well it's funny now. I wouldn't have thought so earlier today.) Was having horrible lower abdominal pain for 24 hours - almost went to the ER last night but realized I had some Vicodin and took it instead. Woke up this AM, took a shower and thought I was better but the pain came back. Went back to sleep and got up around noon and decided I better work a half day. By 5PM my boss was telling me to go to the hospital - I even looked like hell because I was getting bloated and you could see it in my face. So off to the ER I went. Pelvic exam showed nothing; blood tests nothing, so off to the cat scan I went. 45 mins later, the PA came in and said, "everything looked normal on your cat scan except for one thing - you have a lot of poop in you." Then the doctor came in and confirmed it - sent me home with a prescription for something that doesn't even need a prescription. It was $3.79 at Walgreens - but I can't wait to see the hospital bill.
So go ahead - I'm ready for the jokes and waiting for the first person to reply, "Hope everything comes out ok!" (Oops - sorry - beat ya to it!)
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bean
I would so love to see whoever the newest member is to this wonderful board read this as their first thread. Can you imagine what they would be thinking of us? I can hear it now. "Honey, come look at this, there is a bunch of people on here waiting for one of their own to have a BM". :funn:
fartblossom
linda, are you ever gonna drop the kids off at the pool ? take the browns to the superbowl ? bomb the tidybowl man ? 
SoWal Insider
linda, are you ever gonna drop the kids off at the pool ? take the browns to the superbowl ? bomb the tidybowl man ?lay some cable? ;-)
Meow
lay some cable? ;-)
..JOHNRUDY!!! :clap_1:fartblossom
lay some cable? ;-)
:clap_1: i've not heard that one before !
Meow
Tangent Alert....if you want to see something really wild tonight, go turn on VH1 and watch "I Love New York". 
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Tangent Alert....if you want to see something really wild tonight, go turn on VH1 and watch "I Love New York".
Now she gets my vote for THE most annoying person EVER....I can't stand her,and I cannot bring myself to watch this.
SoWal Insider
Tangent Alert....if you want to see something really wild tonight, go turn on VH1 and watch "I Love New York".and what is it? Who's it about?
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
:clap_1: i've not heard that one before !
Here is my son's choice...."mom, I have to go float one".
SoWal Insider
:clap_1: i've not heard that one before !
No Way!!
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
and what is it? Who's it about?
Take it from me, you don't want to know.
fartblossom
Here is my son's choice...."mom, I have to go float one".
yes ! another one to add to my repertoire !! keep 'em coming people - the ladies at work will love all my new sayings !
fartblossom
Take it from me, you don't want to know.
yes we do - i can't turn it on, mr audie is hogging the tv and i am too lazy to get up and go to the kitchen....
quirtyAuthor
Consider this thread officially closed. That's all I have to say.
Meow
Consider this thread officially closed. That's all I have to say.
:clap_1: ...how much weight did you lose?
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Consider this thread officially closed. That's all I have to say.
:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: She made a poo, poo!!!!
Beach Fanatic
Consider this thread officially closed. That's all I have to say.You should have told us u were visiting New York City. Consider the mysterious odor case closed!
Meow
You should have told us u were visiting New York City. Consider the mysterious odor case closed!
fartblossom
You should have told us u were visiting New York City. Consider the mysterious odor case closed!
my husband asked if i had been flying over manhattan the other day !Beach Fanatic
:funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn:
linda, are you ever gonna drop the kids off at the pool ? take the browns to the superbowl ? bomb the tidybowl man ?
margarita brocolia
Beach Fanatic
Consider this thread officially closed. That's all I have to say.
Hope you are feeling better! :clap_1:
Meow
Hope you are feeling better! :clap_1:
I think lbh really meant it when she said "officially closed".
quirtyAuthor
I think lbh really meant it when she said "officially closed".
Nah, I've just been spending more time in another room today rather than the office.
fartblossom
at the hospital as part of a prep, pt's take 4 dulcolax and then 2 hours later take 4 more. imagine that linda my friend.....
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