John R avatar
John Rneeds to get out more
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D eer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I?m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.






















Employer's response:

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

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Kimmifunn avatar
KimmifunnFunnkalicious
#2
:funn:
OMG...she's totally leaning on that tree to hold herself up. I can't stop looking at that. Good god! 😱
Sheila avatar
SheilaSoWal Insider
#4
Where is LL??

:lolabove: And his brother RO! :funn:
seagrovelover avatar
seagroveloverlittle sugar
#5
Double L???? RO????? :popcorn:

how in the world does she walk around with those things?????? :idontno: :floor:
Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#6
FTLOG!!!!! I bet her parents are real proud how she "grew" up...and out!
Mermaidpicky
#8
Photoshop I hope! My tush isn't even as big as that bosom. 😱
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#9
Photoshop I hope! My tush isn't even as big as that bosom. 😱

If I keep eating like I am, mine will be that big by next week!
RudyjohnSoWal Insider
#10
How can she drive? Would she even fit behind the steering wheel? Poor thing.
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#11
FTLOG!!!!! I bet her parents are real proud how she "grew" up...and out!

I bet her parents help finance the "twins". It probably paid off big.
Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#12
How can she drive? Would she even fit behind the steering wheel? Poor thing.

Built in air bags.
John R avatar
John Rneeds to get out moreAuthor
#13
she drives a bus.
Cheering472 avatar
Cheering472SoWal Insider
#14
she drives a bus.

A double decker? Just one of those puppies is bigger than her head!!
My back hurts just looking at her. The worst part...she can't enjoy her shoes.
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jessifunnsuperJfunn
#15
The worst part...she can't enjoy her shoes.

:funn: so true.
Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#16
A double decker? Just one of those puppies is bigger than her head!!
My back hurts just looking at her. The worst part...she can't enjoy her shoes.

:funn: ...she can't even put on her shoes!!!!
RiverOtter avatar
RiverOttergot any pics?
#17
:funn: ...she can't even put on her shoes!!!!

Who needs shoes :idontno:
kathydwells avatar
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#18
Who needs shoes :idontno:

Now that is funny. :funn:
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skippertooBeach Fanatic
#19
Who needs shoes :idontno:

:rolling:
Allifunn avatar
AllifunnFunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#20
some one did a funn job of photo enhancement !!! :roll:

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