Just for you DD, since you asked ; - )

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS ...
This one is for everyone who ...
a) had kids
b) has kids
c) is going to have kids
d) knows a kid
e) was a kid

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was
having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,
"Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers
in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,"
pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and my
daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look onher face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?" She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

Now, THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!!:clap_1: :clap_1:

Too funny!!

that's nasty lbh !!!

that's nasty lbh !!!

DD asked for jokes, etc. and I obliged. Unfortunately, that was the only anyone had sent me recently....and as I recall I immediately emailed back to the sender, "There went my appetite!"

DD asked for jokes, etc. and I obliged. Unfortunately, that was the only anyone had sent me recently....and as I recall I immediately emailed back to the sender, "There went my appetite!"

EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!