Kimmi Out

Ok. I'm back home. I'd lie if I said it kinda sucks to have to come back to NY. But who's complaining.

Here's a recap:

Dinner with Kurt, Toots, Spidey, John R and Smiley J was too much funn. Drex and Gfunn were there too. Drex definitley roared at Spidey when we were outside acting like Trexes. John R does a great Trex by the way. Then we went to the Sea Bar where Drex dubbed herself the "fashion police" Jfunn let a yellow fly suck the heck out of the back of my leg and Smiley J has footage of me jumping around like a 'tard trying to get it off. It wouldn't budge. That my friends is black mail. I did take a picture with Smiley J so if he so much as thinks about it... So our Sowal bachelors Smiley J and John R are just amazing. Adore them both. Not too harsh on the eyes either. Ladies...line on up.

Smiley J was stalking me...by the way. We were out on the beach Friday and Gfunn spotted him. He was snoozing, but I woke him up and bugged him for a while. We preceded to go out that night and tear it up at 331. Miss Kitty's band was totally rockin' out. I asked them if they knew her- and they totally did.

Saturday was brunch day. Eveything was great AND I met a Sowaller! Sunshine totally called me out AND got to meet the Funns! All dressed in our summer best. ;-) The bridal party went for mani pedis then we went to the rehersal dinner. I drank about 5 bottles of wine. When it was time to give my toast I just stood there and cried like a big baby. It was good though. I think to say that my toast was dramatic (and the best) would be a safe bet. We preceded to raise hell at Bud's- 2 people got kicked out. One for ringing the bell and another for almost getting in a fight. Then we ended up at 331 AGAIN! I know Whitey and I were standing on a chair in front of Vladi. Barking out orders of course. God I love him.

Sunday was the wedding. This is the best though. I'm outside on the phone and I see Lance Armstrong (aka Smiley J) in straight spandex, gloves and biker gear. He got stuck talking to me again. Phead heard me screaming and looked out and he got to meet Smiley J. And Smiley J signed the party gator! We got ready for the wedding- which I can't even talk about. Kathryn was gorgeous. Everyone looked so pretty. I would totally do a beach wedding. She has inspired me. Kurt posted some pictures where I look like a total a-hole, but what's new. Then we went to the reception where Phead ate enough Red Bar food to feed a small country. We boogied till the cows came home and I managed to walk in front of every picture the photographer took. I bet Kathryn's gonna love that. AND Vladi was on hand to man the event. He cut the cake. Amazing. We went to Bud's afterwards and the night was just a plain flat out blur. I know Donna's nephew is going to be passing a message along to her. We danced on the bar for sure...and I gave someone a note from Kimmifunn to give to someone. But I really don't know who it was. So please let me know if you get a message...l'm dying to remember who it was.

Not to mention....a Sowaller (EmeraldCoastDave) took me to the airport today. It a hot little green taxi.

Now it's detox time. I'm physically and mentally exhausted. And this week is like uber crazy for me.

I'm rambling now...I may go cry. I miss all my little southern people so much. This is why I should never leave the city. :roll: