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Life After Death

kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go,and true to his word he made contact, "Mary Mary. "

"Is that you, Fred?"


"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then

I have sex twice.

I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."

"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."

"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."

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skippertoo avatar
Beach Fanatic
#2
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Beach Fanatic
#3
BWha haaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!! HERE you go Kathy Dwells!!!!!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go,and true to his word he made contact, "Mary Mary. "

"Is that you, Fred?"


"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then

I have sex twice.

I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."

"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."

"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
#4
BWha haaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!! HERE you go Kathy Dwells!!!!!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh, he would SO have to GO!!!!! :funn:
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#5
BWha haaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!! HERE you go Kathy Dwells!!!!!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:funn: :funn: :funn:
dbuck avatar
Beach Fanatic
#6
My hubby would think he was in heaven also if he got to play that much golf.

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