I suppose the first legal tests will be this year then, some extremely drunk hell-cat of a woman from Durt, Kentucky fresh off the Jerry Springer Show simply won't come out of the water when told.
Do the lifeguards have the power to arrest? (or to spank? she'd like that better!)
Will there be an ad by Jim Stuckinsinder, Attournee Et Lawwww that says "If you or your loved ones were looked at wrong by the Lifeguards, or your feeeelings were hurt, we can get you MONEEEY!"
Wonder who will try the first lifeguard sex case? (the same woman from Durt, Kentucky, is also charged with stripping another lifeguard, who was also a local fireman, painting him with strawberry jam and repeatedly licking his tanned, muscular body)
oh the wonderful things that we have yet to see - looking forward to reading all about it - better than a romance novel on a cold and blustery holiday