Lifesavers

A funny I heard tonight.


A teacher brought a bag of Lifesavers to class one day.
She gave a red one to the little girl in the front row and asked her to guess the flavor.
It didn't take the girl long before she said, "Cherry!"
"Very good," said the teacher. "Let's try another."
She gave a green one to the boy next to her. It took him a little longer, but finally, he said, "Lime!"
The teacher decided to make the next one a little bit harder. She handed a little girl a honey-flavored Lifesaver and asked her to guess the flavor.

The little girl thought for a long time and made a few wild guesses, but she couldn't figure it out.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your mommy might call your daddy."
All of a sudden a little boy in the back of the room jumped up and yelled,








"SPIT IT OUT!!!! IT'S @$$HOLE!"