What do you think?

Nadia Falconi,
Systems Analyst
"It seems unfair that Republicans get to use public bathrooms for anonymous sex and Democrats just get berated in the shower by Rahm Emanuel."

Lucas DePace,
Stock Clerk
"He seems fun, like my supervisor at Office Max who used to playfully staple sale signs to my ass."

Ward Thoele,
Capacitor Assembler
"So this guy was blocking health care reform and sexually harassing people? Wasn't he targeted by just about everyone, then?"