Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
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fartblossom
that was weally funny ! :lolabove:
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
that was weally funny ! :lolabove:what she said! :rolling:
Beach Fanatic
Wee Woo!!!!!!!!!!:clap_1: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
little sugar
WOO HOO Kathy !!!! thats a doozie :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove: :clap_1:
SoWal Insider
:rolling: That was great!
superJfunn
i had to read it three times to get it :floor:
Beach Fanatic
i had to read it three times to get it :floor:
don't feel bad me too , but when I did :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
i had to read it three times to get it :floor:
OMG, j, you have got to be kidding me??? :funn: Bless your heart. :wub:
SoWal Expert
:funn: Saw it comin' but.....:funn:
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