OTHER LAWS
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
:floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: MY Favorite!!!!!!!
got any pics?
Those are great :funn:
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Those are great :funn:Ditto :funn:
Meow
:lolabove: ...thanks dd, those were brilliant. I am sending them to Mr. K, highlighting the one about taxes!
fartblossom
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Beach Fanatic
Those are grayt, DD:lolabove:
Beach Fanatic
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
I just got it!:floor:
I just got it!:floor:
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