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my day so far....

audie avatar
fartblossom
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so i go to get my hair colored, highlighted and cut....well the color seems to be a new one not previously known to man :blink: it's hideous - only to be rivaled by my cut :eek: i look like a demented butch.....

then i went to get mr audie some shirts for vaca and being so traumatized by the godawful hair, bought 7 shirts in the wrong size. he hasn't worn a size L since oh, maybe 1993........

so i came home and did nothing but pout all day - haven't packed or anything yet.

i went to pick up some supper at quiznos - they close at 9 pm - i got there at 9:05.

welcome to friday the 13th on tuesday the 17th.....

my day started by hearing this news... the male nurse that was injured is a friend of mine i have known for 15 years or so....

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audie avatar
fartblossomAuthor
#52
I am getting worried now. I haven't had color done for over a year and am supposed to get "highlights" on Friday along with a new cut. You all are freaking me out! Say it ain't so, Audie!

just make sure your cutter doesn't get to talking too much. the amount of hair i lose is directly proportional to how fast her gums flap...
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#53
just make sure your cutter doesn't get to talking too much. the amount of hair i lose is directly proportional to how fast her gums flap...

I'm so sorry aud. you are still making me cry... from laughing. and I am sorry.
audie avatar
fartblossomAuthor
#54
I'm so sorry aud. you are still making me cry... from laughing. and I am sorry.

you're gonna cry and pee at the same time when you see me....
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#55
:lolabove: :funn: :funn:
you're gonna cry and pee at the same time when you see me....
:clap_1: :rolling: :clap_1: :rolling:

I'm already crying and peeing. what am I going to do when I actually see you? I hate to even guess...
audie avatar
fartblossomAuthor
#56
:lolabove: :funn: :funn:
:clap_1: :rolling: :clap_1: :rolling:

I'm already crying and peeing. what am I going to do when I actually see you? I hate to even guess...

you'd better be wearing a depends.....
audie avatar
fartblossomAuthor
#57
just to give you and idea of how bad it is - every time mr audie walks by and looks at me, i see his eyes go up to my hair and he just shakes his head......:roll:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#58
you'd better be wearing a depends.....
:roll: okay. I've never bought 'em but maybe its time.
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#59
I'm so sorry aud. you are still making me cry... from laughing. and I am sorry.

:rolling: ...this is the truth. Toots cannot get over your demented butch cut. audie...remember my hair fiasco back in Dec.? It was the reverse mullet...looked like rats had chewed it. It does grow back. Just get on down here and wear a bandana like Sanjaya.
audie avatar
fartblossomAuthor
#60
:rolling: ...this is the truth. Toots cannot get over your demented butch cut. audie...remember my hair fiasco back in Dec.? It was the reverse mullet...looked like rats had chewed it. It does grow back. Just get on down here and wear a bandana like Sanjaya.

then i'll be a demented gangstah butch ! actually my hair doesn't look like it was chewed by rats....it looks like it was cut with a weed-eater...:roll: that was held way too close to my head.....:roll:

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