My Friday Funny

kathydwells · 2006-01-13T14:38:43.000Z

[b][color=black][font=Tahoma]How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages.....[/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Comic Sans MS][/b] [b][/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Tahoma]English[/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Comic Sans MS][/b] [b][/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Tahoma]I Love You[/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Arial][/b] [b][/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Tahoma]Spanish[/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Comic Sans MS][/b] [b][/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Tahoma]Te Amo[/b] [b][/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Arial][/b] [b][/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Tahoma]French[/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Comic Sans MS][/b] [b][/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Tahoma]Je T'aime[/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Comic Sans MS][/b] [b][/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Tahoma]German[/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Comic Sans MS][/b] [b][/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Tahoma]lch Liebe Dich[/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Comic Sans MS][/b] [b][/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Tahoma]Japanese[/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Comic Sans MS][/b] [b][/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Tahoma]Ai ****e Imasu[/font][/color][/b] [b][color=black][/color][/b] [b][color=black][font=Tahoma]Thai[/font][/color][/b] [b][color=black][font=Tahoma]Phom rak khun[/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][/color][/b] [b][color=black][font=Tahoma]Italian[/font][/color][/b] [b][color=black][font=Tahoma]Ti amo[/font][/color][/b] [b][color=black][font=Tahoma]Chinese[/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Comic Sans MS][/b] [b][/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Tahoma]Wo Ai Ni[/font][/color][/b] [b][font=Tahoma][/font][/b][b][color=black][font=Comic Sans MS][/b] [b][/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Tahoma]Swedish[/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Comic Sans MS] [/b] [b][/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Tahoma]Jag Alskar[/font][/color][/b] [b][color=black][font=Tahoma][/b] [b][/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Comic Sans MS][/b] [b][/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Tahoma]Alabama[/b] [b]Arkansas[/b] [b]Kansas[/b] [b]Oklahoma[/b] [b]Texas[/b] [b]North Carolina[/b] [b]South Carolina[/b] [b]Georgia[/b] [b]Tennessee[/b] [b]Idaho[/b] [b]Missouri[/b] [b]Mississippi[/b] [b]Montana[/b] [b]Louisiana[/b] [b]Virginia[/b] [b]West Virginia[/b] [b]Kentucky[/b] [b]parts of Florida[/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Comic Sans MS][/b] [b][/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Tahoma]Nice A**[/font][/color][/b][b][color=black][/color][/b][b][color=black][font=Tahoma], Get in the truck[/font][/color][/b] [color=black][/color]

kathydwells kathydwells avatar

kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined Dec 20, '04View profile MessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Jan 13, '06 · 8:38 AM656

How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages.....

English
I Love You

Spanish
Te Amo

French
Je T'aime

German
lch Liebe Dich

Japanese
Ai ****e Imasu

Thai
Phom rak khun

Italian
Ti amo

Chinese
Wo Ai Ni

Swedish
Jag Alskar

Alabama
Arkansas
Kansas
Oklahoma
Texas
North Carolina
South Carolina
Georgia
Tennessee
Idaho
Missouri
Mississippi
Montana
Louisiana
Virginia
West Virginia
Kentucky
parts of Florida

Nice A**, Get in the truck

Replies

audie

audiefartblossom10,946 postsJoined May 15, '05View profile Messagefartblossom

Jan 13, '06 · 8:39 AM#2

very nice !

Jdarg

JdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined Feb 15, '05View profile MessageSoWal Expert

Jan 13, '06 · 8:40 AM#3

Thank you maam! I was waiting on the Friday funny! I've had my laugh and need to get to some chores!

Teresa

TeresaSoWal GuideSouth Walton, FL30,970 postsJoined Nov 15, '04View profile MessageSoWal Guide

Jan 13, '06 · 10:59 AM#4

wham bam!!!

great!!! :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove: :clap_1: :rolling: :rofl: :clap_1:

Sheila

SheilaSoWal InsiderSnellville, GA., Seacrest/Seagrove as often as we 5,781 postsJoined Jan 13, '05View profile MessageSoWal Insider

Jan 13, '06 · 11:05 AM#5

Good one, Darlene! :funn::rofl::clap_1:

dbuck

dbuckBeach FanaticKY3,966 postsJoined Jun 2, '05View profile MessageBeach Fanatic

Jan 13, '06 · 11:08 AM#6

Friday, wouldn't be the same without you. Good one. :funn:

kathydwells kathydwells avatar

kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined Dec 20, '04View profile MessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor

Jan 13, '06 · 2:36 PM#7

Here is another one for you. It is too funny. I thought anyway.

My Private Part Died Today

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if > there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she > replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.

"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."

kathydwells kathydwells avatar

kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined Dec 20, '04View profile MessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor

Jan 13, '06 · 2:37 PM#8

Friday, wouldn't be the same without you. Good one. :funn:

Well, thank you.

kathydwells kathydwells avatar

kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined Dec 20, '04View profile MessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor

Jan 13, '06 · 2:38 PM#9

So glad you liked it, all of you!

Rita

Ritamargarita brocoliaDune Allen Beach5,207 postsJoined Dec 1, '04View profile Messagemargarita brocolia

Jan 13, '06 · 2:51 PM#10

:rofl: too funny!

dbuck

dbuckBeach FanaticKY3,966 postsJoined Jun 2, '05View profile MessageBeach Fanatic

Jan 13, '06 · 3:10 PM#11

I dread the day I have to live in a nursing home. I hear having to put up with the old men in the nursing home is a nightmare. 😱

RiverOtter RiverOtter avatar

RiverOttergot any pics?Chattanooga, Tennessee, United States11,444 postsJoined Nov 15, '04View profile Messagegot any pics?

Jan 13, '06 · 3:21 PM#12

How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages.....

Alabama
Arkansas
Kansas
Oklahoma
Texas
North Carolina
South Carolina
Georgia
Tennessee
Idaho
Missouri
Mississippi
Montana
Louisiana
Virginia
West Virginia
Kentucky
parts of Florida

Nice A**, Get in the truck

:scratch: Hmmm.... I may have used that line before :idontno:

iwishiwasthere iwishiwasthere avatar

iwishiwasthereBeach FanaticTennessee2,875 postsJoined Jul 12, '05View profile MessageBeach Fanatic

Jan 13, '06 · 4:34 PM#13

Here is another one for you. It is too funny. I thought anyway.

My Private Part Died Today

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if > there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she > replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.

"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."