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my mother - again....

audie avatar
fartblossom
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this is about my mother - 'nuff said ? she sent me an email monday that said she had the hershey squirts (her words not mine) and that her butthole was sore.

i talked to her today and said i was sorry about her butthole. she said and i quote "that's ok i'm used to him, we've been married 45 years" :lol:

and you people wonder why i am so demented - here's your reason....

just can't wait til they retire together. :roll:

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Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#2
God Bless you, Audie my darling, there is a special place for you in heaven!:wub:
lindatat avatar
quirty
#3
this is about my mother - 'nuff said ? she sent me an email monday that said she had the hershey squirts (her words not mine) and that her butthole was sore.

i talked to her today and said i was sorry about her butthole. she said and i quote "that's ok i'm used to him, we've been married 45 years" :lol:

and you people wonder why i am so demented - here's your reason....

just can't wait til they retire together. :roll:

LMAO - kind of reminds me of my parents - all I can say is thank God they have each other!!!!!
picky
#4
Your mother is kind of plain-speaking, isn't she? :funn:
audie avatar
fartblossomAuthor
#5
actually mermy, she must have been on good behavior, she's usually more graphic :eek:
picky
#6
actually mermy, she must have been on good behavior, she's usually more graphic :eek:


Audie, can you imagine if you went into medicine instead of pharmacy? It would be worse! She'd figure you were already up to your armpits in anatomy and she'd really lay it on thick with the biological stuff.
audie avatar
fartblossomAuthor
#7
Audie, can you imagine if you went into medicine instead of pharmacy? It would be worse! She'd figure you were already up to your armpits in anatomy and she'd really lay it on thick with the biological stuff.

oh god - i can't even imagine - she already has no modesty.... wait - neither do i ......

the stories are even worse when her irritable bowel/diverticulitis act up.:puke:

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Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#8
The hershey squirts.:floor: :rofl:
picky
#9
The hershey squirts.:floor: :rofl:

That'll definitely keep me from raiding my daughter's Halloween loot when she's in school. :creepy:
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#10
Too funny, Audie!! Like I said, I gotta meet your mom!! :biggrin:
Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#11
Too funny, Audie!! Like I said, I gotta meet your mom!! :biggrin:

Ditto. She sounds like a pisser. :floor:
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#12
Ditto. She sounds like a pisser. :floor:
That is SUCH a NY thang...Pisser!!!:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :lolabove:
audie avatar
fartblossomAuthor
#13
mom and pop may come to florida with us in april - providing they can work us into their busy retirement schedule......:roll:
InletBchDweller avatar
SoWal Insider
#14
Your family sounds like my DH's family.....straight to the point. They think well we all are human and have the same problems at one time or another. I will have to remember those words...dont think we have used them before...:floor:
picky
#15
mom and pop may come to florida with us in april - providing they can work us into their busy retirement schedule......:roll:


You too? My parents are like that! We have to schedule way in advance so they can fit us in. I tell ya, it's not fair that old people have so much funn these days. :biggrin:
Beach Fanatic
#16
OMG!!!!!!!
:funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn:​


oh god - i can't even imagine - she already has no modesty.... wait - neither do i ......

the stories are even worse when her irritable bowel/diverticulitis act up.:puke:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#17
and how is your dear mother's butthole today? please tell her we asked...:lolabove:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#18
is this our very first butthole thread ever on sowal?
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#19
is this our very first butthole thread ever on sowal?

I really think so Toots!!!! :D
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#20
is this our very first butthole thread ever on sowal?

mr. dd has a one of those ciggie extinguishers in his car that he calls his butthole. :biggrin:
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#21
mr. dd has a one of those ciggie extinguishers in his car that he calls his butthole. :biggrin:

Butt bucket....I have one too. :biggrin:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#22
mr. dd has a one of those ciggie extinguishers in his car that he calls his butthole. :biggrin:
ouch! :blink:
:lol:
audie avatar
fartblossomAuthor
#23
and how is your dear mother's butthole today? please tell her we asked...:lolabove:

i will check with her butthole tonight to see how her butthole is - she won't be home, it's red hat night :roll:

is this our very first butthole thread ever on sowal?

and you might know i'd be the one to start it......
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#24
i will check with her butthole tonight to see how her butthole is - she won't be home, it's red hat night :roll:



and you might know i'd be the one to start it......

there is a visual
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#25
there is a visual

matching ends. :funn:
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#26
matching ends. :funn:

^5!!!

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