New York City Calling~~~~

LynnieSoWal InsiderSoBuc8,151 postsJoined Apr 18, '07View profile MessageSoWal Insider

Sep 20, '10 · 10:55 AM469

Full Moon or maybe this person is just your basic dumbass.

212 number calls around 9:45 this morning.....I have affectionately named this caller 'Pat' because I cannot discern if it is a male or female:

Me: Hello?
Pat: Hawlo?
Me: Hello?
Pat: Hawlo?
Me: Hello?
Pat: Hawlo? Is dis Shas?
Me: Who?
Pat: Oh Gawd! Dis is a wong numbah.

Calls goes dead.

An hour and half later, 212 aka Pat calls again.:

Me: Hello?
Pat: Hawlo?
Me: Hello?
Pat: Hawlo?
Me: Hello?
Pat: Hawlo? Is dis Shez? Shez?
Me: No.
Pat: Shez?
Me: No.
Pat: Is this 404........?
Me: That's correct.
Pat: Shez?
Me: No.
Pat: Oh Gawd!
Me: You might have a wrong number.

The calls goes dead.

One minute later, 212 / Pat calls again:

Me: Hello?
Pat: Hawlo?
Me: Hello?
Pat: Hawlo?
Me: Hello?
Pat: Hawlo? Is this Shez? Shez?
Me: No. I thought we determined you had a wrong number.
Pat: As far as I concerned, dis numbah is corwrect!

WTF?

Me: Well, I think it's not correct.
Pat: Look, dis is da numbah I was given.
Me: OK, but it's wrong.
Pat: I don't undastand.
Me: OK, this is the third time you've called and we have determined in each call that you have a wrong number. (slightly giggling.)
Pat: I do not have wong numbah.
Me: OK, well then, keep calling.
Pat: What?
Me: Just keep calling this number. (laughing out loud!)
Pat: Shez?

WTF?????

Me: He's not here right now. (almost hysterical!)
Pat: Where is he?
Me: I don't know. But, I think you should keep calling.
Pat: I don't want to call you anymore!
Me: Huh? Why not?
Pat: Oh Gawd! OK, I am not going to call you anymore.

Call goes dead.

:floor: What a fabulous Monday!!!! :clap:

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sunspotbaby sunspotbaby avatar

sunspotbabySoWal InsiderSanta Rosa Beach5,000 postsJoined Mar 31, '06View profile MessageSoWal Insider

Sep 20, '10 · 11:06 AM#2

:floor:

I like your New Yowk accent.

Douglas the Intrepid Douglas the Intrepid avatar

Douglas the IntrepidBeach FanaticOn the shores of paradise, Seagrove Beach1,329 postsJoined Jun 16, '09View profile MessageBeach Fanatic

Sep 20, '10 · 11:29 AM#3

Damn I am sorry Lynnie! I thought I was dialing my bro shez's number! *innocent blinks* 😉

Lynnie

LynnieSoWal InsiderSoBuc8,151 postsJoined Apr 18, '07View profile MessageSoWal InsiderAuthor

Sep 20, '10 · 2:24 PM#4

SSB, I think Pat is originally from Micronesia who has tried to adopt a NYC accent! I'm surprised it didn't say, "Fahgeddabitit!"

Douglas, are you from Micronesia?

I devilishly thought about calling the number back and be Shez or Shas. Hmmmmm.

Beach Runner Beach Runner avatar

Beach Runnerbeats on hoodNear the ATL and in SoWal as often as possible15,269 postsJoined Jul 9, '05View profile Messagebeats on hood

Sep 20, '10 · 3:01 PM#5

You sound like you are having the same luck as our daughter. Like she says on her website, "I prefer texts, as I?m a paranoid weirdo who screens calls. I have a really freaky phone number, so I get A LOT of junk. Like, kids calling Santa, pimps who think they are calling their out-of-line-hoes, and drunk teenagers. It?s a laugh."

She cracks me up. :lol:

Lynnie

LynnieSoWal InsiderSoBuc8,151 postsJoined Apr 18, '07View profile MessageSoWal InsiderAuthor

Oct 21, '10 · 5:52 PM#6

Y'all! Pat called and left a vm - hysterical!! S/he is very concerned that I haven't called in a while! :floor:

I am taking this as a sign to sufficiently entertain myself by returning the call. :lol:

sunspotbaby sunspotbaby avatar

sunspotbabySoWal InsiderSanta Rosa Beach5,000 postsJoined Mar 31, '06View profile MessageSoWal Insider

Oct 21, '10 · 6:38 PM#7

Y'all! Pat called and left a vm - hysterical!! S/he is very concerned that I haven't called in a while! :floor:

I am taking this as a sign to sufficiently entertain myself by returning the call. :lol:

Yes, it is a sign, but are you sufficiently intoxicated to pull it off? :lol: