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A neighbor who works for a Suntrust branch in Atlanta told me today that two of the employees there had been sleeping together for quite sometime. Well today, the man's wife came barging into the branch and they had to press the panic button and silently notify the police. She had apparently became suspicious of the affair after finding a receipt for some expensive shoes that she never received, and so today she decided to barge into the bank and demand to see "the b**ch who has been ******* my husband." She then began to go into and out of different offices looking for the woman with the shoes on.

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Liv'smom avatar
Beach Lover
#2
Classy. :eek: Let me know when they debut on Jerry Springer.:lolabove:
Beach Fanatic
#3
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:

don't leave us hangin BS... watt happened next..!!!!​


A neighbor who works for a Suntrust branch in Atlanta told me today that two of the employees there had been sleeping together for quite sometime. Well today, the man's wife came barging into the branch and they had to press the panic button and silently notify the police. She had apparently became suspicious of the affair after finding a receipt for some expensive shoes that she never received, and so today she decided to barge into the bank and demand to see "the b**ch who has been ******* my husband." She then began to go into and out of different offices looking for the woman with the shoes on.
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beats on hood
#4
A neighbor who works for a Suntrust branch in Atlanta told me today that two of the employees there had been sleeping together for quite sometime. Well today, the man's wife came barging into the branch and they had to press the panic button and silently notify the police. She had apparently became suspicious of the affair after finding a receipt for some expensive shoes that she never received, and so today she decided to barge into the bank and demand to see "the b**ch who has been ******* my husband." She then began to go into and out of different offices looking for the woman with the shoes on.
Oh, Jesus!:funn: :rolling: :floor:
bsmart avatar
brainAuthor
#5
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:

don't leave us hangin BS... watt happened next..!!!!​



Oh darn I forgot to finish before I posted, well apparently the husband who is the branch president, security, and his wife all went outside to talk to police while normal operations picked up inside. They really do not know who the mistress is but they have it narrowed down to two women who work there. The branch manager stayed at work until closing time. I bet he has a nice evening at home. My neighbor also told me that all of the teller lines and the drive through were completely packed at the time--as this was right before the start of the lunch hour at around 11:30am.
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#6
The Taming of the Shoe
Beach Fanatic
#7
OMG!!!!!! That is good stuff BS!!!!!! Thanks for makin my DAY!!!!!!...
:funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn:


Oh darn I forgot to finish before I posted, well apparently the husband who is the branch president, security, and his wife all went outside to talk to police while normal operations picked up inside. They really do not know who the mistress is but they have it narrowed down to two women who work there. The branch manager stayed at work until closing time. I bet he has a nice evening at home. My neighbor also told me that all of the teller lines and the drive through were completely packed at the time--as this was right before the start of the lunch hour at around 11:30am.
Liv'smom avatar
Beach Lover
#8
I have seen alot of stuff in my banking career, but this beats all. :blink: We did have a bank president diddling his assistant, but luckily (for him), the wife never barged in ranting and raving. :bicycle:
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superJfunn
#9
:floor:
The Taming of the Shoe
:floor: :floor:
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Beach Fanatic
#10
The Taming of the Shoe
:lolabove: Miss Kitty, you kill me.
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brainAuthor
#11
I know, this is all too much! I was laughing so hard when I heard this story. The closest I can come to this is something that happened while working at J.Crew over the Christmas holidays as a college freshman in 2000. An Uzbekistan woman who also worked there and who I am still friends with, was a mail order bride. She brought over her mother and "brother." Well the brother turned out to be her husband from Uzbekistan and she ended up divorcing her husband who ordered her from the mail, after she became a legal citizen fo the U.S. and now her whole family from Uzbekistan is over here living in the house and driving the cars she got out of the divorce from her wealthy American husband.
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Beach Fanatic
#12
:idontno: Wonder what kind of shoes they were.
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brainAuthor
#13
:idontno: Wonder what kind of shoes they were.



I don't know but I will find out tonight after my Starbuck's run.
Liv'smom avatar
Beach Lover
#14
:idontno: Wonder what kind of shoes they were.

I hope they were boots, because TOW is going to be in some deep s%#@. :clap_1:
Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#15
Oh darn I forgot to finish before I posted, well apparently the husband who is the branch president, security, and his wife all went outside to talk to police while normal operations picked up inside. They really do not know who the mistress is but they have it narrowed down to two women who work there. The branch manager stayed at work until closing time. I bet he has a nice evening at home. My neighbor also told me that all of the teller lines and the drive through were completely packed at the time--as this was right before the start of the lunch hour at around 11:30am.

Hmmm, like Cinderella.
pgurney avatar
Beach Fanatic
#16
The Taming of the Shoe

:lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove:
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beats on hood
#17
Hint to wife: I promise you the be-otch has on Manolo Blahnik high-heeled pumps. Wifey just needs to familiarize herself with that type of shoe (probably of which she has been deprived for whatever reason).
Allifunn avatar
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#18
I know, this is all too much! I was laughing so hard when I heard this story. The closest I can come to this is something that happened while working at J.Crew over the Christmas holidays as a college freshman in 2000. An Uzbekistan woman who also worked there and who I am still friends with, was a mail order bride. She brought over her mother and "brother." Well the brother turned out to be her husband from Uzbekistan and she ended up divorcing her husband who ordered her from the mail, after she became a legal citizen fo the U.S. and now her whole family from Uzbekistan is over here living in the house and driving the cars she got out of the divorce from her wealthy American husband.
this is hilarious!!!! Teaches you not to "male" order a bride................:floor:
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#19
I know, this is all too much! I was laughing so hard when I heard this story. The closest I can come to this is something that happened while working at J.Crew over the Christmas holidays as a college freshman in 2000. An Uzbekistan woman who also worked there and who I am still friends with, was a mail order bride. She brought over her mother and "brother." Well the brother turned out to be her husband from Uzbekistan and she ended up divorcing her husband who ordered her from the mail, after she became a legal citizen fo the U.S. and now her whole family from Uzbekistan is over here living in the house and driving the cars she got out of the divorce from her wealthy American husband.

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fartblossom
#20
Hint to wife: I promise you the be-otch has on Manolo Blahnik high-heeled pumps. Wifey just needs to familiarize herself with that type of shoe (probably of which she has been deprived for whatever reason).

if i was the wife, i'd be owning a shoe store right about now......

I don't know but I will find out tonight after my Starbuck's run.

keep us posted !

:idontno: Wonder what kind of shoes they were.

jimmy choo's or manolos fer sher

Oh darn I forgot to finish before I posted, well apparently the husband who is the branch president, security, and his wife all went outside to talk to police while normal operations picked up inside. They really do not know who the mistress is but they have it narrowed down to two women who work there. The branch manager stayed at work until closing time. I bet he has a nice evening at home. My neighbor also told me that all of the teller lines and the drive through were completely packed at the time--as this was right before the start of the lunch hour at around 11:30am.

man i went to the bank today and was the only person in there. i almost forgot to get us some vaca money ! mr audie would not have been happy.
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#21
:lolabove: Miss Kitty, you kill me.

Ditto. :biggrin:
Hollibird avatar
Beach Lover
#22
Same thing happened at my old job.. at a Boat Dealership.. in Destin (nudge nudge, wink wink)... The Marina chick in charge was diddling someone in service and the wife came around and tried to run her over in the parking lot. neither person was fired. nor divorced. unbelievable.
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quirty
#23
I dunno - stuff like this doesn't surprise me anymore. I used to think it only happened on soap operas but I've seen it in real life more than I care to admit.
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brainAuthor
#24
OMG you all are going to die. My neighbor who also works at Starbucks, said that the wife never said what kind of shoes they were but when she was screaming at her husband she said that "she found the receipt from the Saks Fifth Avenue OUTLET"--ouch.
audie avatar
fartblossom
#25
I dunno - stuff like this doesn't surprise me anymore. I used to think it only happened on soap operas but I've seen it in real life more than I care to admit.


amen sistah !
InletBchDweller avatar
SoWal Insider
#26
:floor: this is crazy....

Miss Kittay you are tooooooooo funny!!!

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