Does anyone know what that means? If you do, I'll give you $10.
It's my new favorite saying.
Anyone ever heard this saying?
Does anyone know what that means? If you do, I'll give you $10.
It's my new favorite saying.
Does anyone know what that means? If you do, I'll give you $10.
It's my new favorite saying.
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SoWal Insider
Not my problem?
fartblossom
no my president per urban dictionary - my new favorite website....
SoWal Guide
no my president per urban dictionary - my new favorite website....
please elaborate my dear...
FunnkaliciousAuthor
Not my problem?
:clap_1: You are the winner!
Nothing is my P any more!
Admin
It is "not my problem" unless you mean the morphed terms "never my precious", or "no more p*ssy".
Reminds me of an old Cuban woman I worked with in 1984-1985. Her favorite phrase was "not my yob". Of course she alway followed "not my yob" up with "not my yob", just in case we didn't understand her tone of finality.
Reminds me of an old Cuban woman I worked with in 1984-1985. Her favorite phrase was "not my yob". Of course she alway followed "not my yob" up with "not my yob", just in case we didn't understand her tone of finality.
got any pics?
It is "not my problem" unless you mean the morphed terms "never my precious", or "no more p*ssy".
Reminds me of an old Cuban woman I worked with in 1984-1985. Her favorite phrase was "not my yob". Of course she alway followed "not my yob" up with "not my yob", just in case we didn't understand her tone of finality.
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Beach Fanatic
Not My Prob... RO... for you if you haven't seen B4...
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that
they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to
Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him
and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for
her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny" Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance ..
Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about
60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with
something that Bruce won't have an answer to.
After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Bruce, it seems like you have
got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you.
What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so
far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little **** is adorable.:funn:
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that
they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to
Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him
and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for
her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny" Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance ..
Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about
60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with
something that Bruce won't have an answer to.
After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Bruce, it seems like you have
got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you.
What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so
far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little **** is adorable.:funn:
fartblossom
Beach Fanatic
no my president per urban dictionary - my new favorite website....
I think Audie meant to write "Not My President". I concur.
In re to the Joke above.....
, :nono1: ,
,:shock: ,......... And Kimmi..... If you are willing to give out $10 bucks for something so easy....
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you can buy me a couple of beers next time your in town....
SoWal Insider
Anyone ever heard this saying?
Does anyone know what that means? If you do, I'll give you $10.
It's my new favorite saying.
:clap_1: You are the winner!
Nothing is my P any more!
deal! hmm...that should buy one martini!
are you coming for spring break?I think Audie meant to write "Not My President". I concur.
In re to the Joke above.....
And Kimmi..... If you are willing to give out $10 bucks for something so easy....
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you can buy me a couple of beers next time your in town....
Did you get my phone message? you have a new job!:clap_1:
Beach Fanatic
Did you get my phone message? you have a new job!:clap_1:
I did.
I will.
and they'll say, "I do"!
$75, three meetings.
1) Discuss vows. I'll write 'em up and email them. They review and edit.
2) Rehearsal.
3) Actual Wedding.
I'm cheap and ez.
SoWal Insider
NMP- not my p*nis. Used quite often by me to explain strange males behavior.
SoWal Guide
I did.
I will.
and they'll say, "I do"!
$75, three meetings.
1) Discuss vows. I'll write 'em up and email them. They review and edit.
2) Rehearsal.
3) Actual Wedding.
I'm cheap and ez.
what???????????????
SoWal Guide
nmp
I like NMP much better, and shall start to use it in all my correspondance from this day forward.
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