Moving to Destin with too much money and time on my hands. Need a local young lady to help me spend both!
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187Beach ComberAuthor
Sure, but not over the net
Beach ComberAuthor
Careful now! what would your husband say?
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Careful now! what would your husband say?
I just want to spend your money. You said you had plenty of it. OH, dumb me....I guess you aren't just giving it away now are you? My bad, carry on!!!!Meow
Kitty years or human?
...I got some lives left!SoWal Expert
I'll skip RiverOtter's question about pictures, and just ask, how ugly are you?
Money and looks should have an inverse relationship in your scenario. If you are good-looking, you won't have to spend much, but if you are ugly, I hope you have deep pockets. I think personality works in the same manner as looks. ;-)
Unfortunately, in my case, since my pockets have only lint, I'm SOOL. (sh_t out of luck).
Money and looks should have an inverse relationship in your scenario. If you are good-looking, you won't have to spend much, but if you are ugly, I hope you have deep pockets. I think personality works in the same manner as looks. ;-) Unfortunately, in my case, since my pockets have only lint, I'm SOOL. (sh_t out of luck).
Beach ComberAuthor
Nasty little scooterbug- that wasn't nice.
Beach ComberAuthor
As Hannibal Lechter would say "quid pro quo"
Beach ComberAuthor
Will Dikki get Freakki?
SoWal Expert
caveat emptor!
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
As Hannibal Lechter would say "quid pro quo"
For those of you who don't know what "quid pro quo" means: "something for something". Keep your money. I don't need "something". :roll:
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Guess who I think is back?
Beach ComberAuthor
To the Grand Wizard---ladies only please
Beach ComberAuthor
Goodbye Kathy! Love ya-mean it!
Meow
Guess who I think is back?
I think D-O's camera is busted. :roll:
Beach Fanatic
Oh Skunky ~ it's time to police your own or maybe he's just playing one.
Beach ComberAuthor
D-O ? explain.
Beach ComberAuthor
You are way too cryptic for me. Speak to me.
SoWal Expert
Nasty little scooterbug- that wasn't nice.
You're offering women money for services rendered over the internet and quoting a fictional cannibal serial killer and I'm the nasty one?
Beach Lover

Beach ComberAuthor
Put that huge imagination to constructive use! Do I look that stupid? That's a rhetorical question.
Beach ComberAuthor
I'll trade you a ground floor condo in the sand castle these kids just built for your fine art.
Banned
Are you kidding me? Might have some luck in Panama City Beach....:shock:I don't think it's OK in PCB either!:shock:
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Beach ComberAuthor
I thought Dorothy and ToTo in Kansas got eaten by all those flying monkeys!
SoWal Insider
Hey Doc, how's your grammar?
SoWal Expert
I saw the thread titled "going rate in SoWal...." under business, goods and services and thought it was related to this thread! 

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