Not so innocent fun

Hell, he couldn't even pay my bar tab!!

Lets not forget the occassional wench trip to Grumpy's for a night cap.

Hey- guys like Doc baby pay lots of money to fill their wimmen's bodies with plastic. Don't knock it. (har har har )

Is that some kind of joke, as in, their women need to buy plastic things for insertion, which are illegal in Alabama?

Is that some kind of joke, as in, their women need to buy plastic things for insertion, which are illegal in Alabama?

OMG- I was talking about boob jobs!

Those other things are illegal in Alabama? We beter let a few of our friends up there know about that....

Those other things are illegal in Alabama? We beter let a few of our friends up there know about that....

Unless they recently changed the law. Why do you think that Alabama women like mail order so much?

Lets not forget the occassional wench trip to Grumpy's for a night cap.

That's right!! I like to tip Grumpy big.

Is that some kind of joke, as in, their women need to buy plastic things for insertion, which are illegal in Alabama?

Is that some kind of joke, as in, their women need to buy plastic things for insertion, which are illegal in Alabama?

WHAT?! Since when?:shock: (hears song in head "breakin' the law, breakin' the law)

WHAT?! Since when?:shock: (hears song in head "breakin' the law, breakin' the law)

Photoplastics :funn:

Ala.Code 1975 ? 13A-12-200.2 (a)(1), provides that, “It shall be unlawful for any person to knowingly distribute, possess with intent to distribute, or offer or agree to distribute any obscene material or any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs for any thing of pecuniary value.”
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No pink wabbits for you, BB!

Ala.Code 1975 ? 13A-12-200.2 (a)(1), provides that, ?It shall be unlawful for any person to knowingly distribute, possess with intent to distribute, or offer or agree to distribute any obscene material or any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs for any thing of pecuniary value.? (What happened to the wagging finger smiley? )

Does Kimmi know this?

Does Kimmi know this?

(sings song again...."breakin' the law, breakin' the law") kimmi's a crimmi!

dune divas!

I likey. Has a nice ring to it.

What did Jerry McGuire say? "Show me the money!" If you want to prove to us that you are loaded, with money, step one in this test will be to call up Borago, and give them your credit card info and buy us a gift certificate for $1,500 and me and some of the other ladies will go out and dine and find you a young local girl who would love to spend your money. Let me know when you purchase that gift certificate. ;-)

SJ, the last I knew, we were looking for your baby's momma. Shall we make this a joint effort?

OK Doc. It takes a lot of BS on SOWAL to get me to make a comment, but you have now gone far enough down the scumbag path that you need to be called out.

Just because this thread is part of the SOWAL Lounge, it doesn't mean the folks here are looking for Lounge Lizards to stick around. Sure, the ladies will play along with your more than transparent insecurity, and the guys will even post to see if you are really are a sucker who wants to drop some real coin in real estate. In the long run, this site has proven to be supported by a group of really cool folks who are not interested in old guys looking for young girls or any other sleezy posts.

At some point they will abandon you, and will ask you to go away. For me, that time is now. Begone with you, DOC. I'm sure you can find a porn site or a gentleman's club that will satify your urges. Not here.

All the best.

Ala.Code 1975 ? 13A-12-200.2 (a)(1), provides that, ?It shall be unlawful for any person to knowingly distribute, possess with intent to distribute, or offer or agree to distribute any obscene material or any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs for any thing of pecuniary value.?
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No pink wabbits for you, BB!

i love pink rabbits...like the ones in your tar. i peeps.

(sings song again...."breakin' the law, breakin' the law") kimmi's a crimmi!

Upon further reading, it seems that devices are okay if you have a prescription. I will buy a jumbo margarita for the first person to bring me a copy of their rx!

Upon further reading, it seems that devices are okay if you have a prescription. I will buy a jumbo margarita for the first person to bring me a copy of their rx!

I can only imagine that the dune divas' digits are divine

Upon further reading, it seems that devices are okay if you have a prescription. I will buy a jumbo margarita for the first person to bring me a copy of their rx!

Can you fill that with a $4 generic at Walmart?

Upon further reading, it seems that devices are okay if you have a prescription. I will buy a jumbo margarita for the first person to bring me a copy of their rx!

Isn't that how gynocology was started by men? -- back before they sold those things.

Now I new it was illegal in Alabama from reading that somewhere, but how punzey can quote the law, is beyond me.

Upon further reading, it seems that devices are okay if you have a prescription. I will buy a jumbo margarita for the first person to bring me a copy of their rx!

The devices may be lawful to posess with a prescription, but no store in Alabama can lawfully sell them.

Isn't that how gynocology was started by men? -- back before they sold those things.

Now I new it was illegal in Alabama from reading that somewhere, but how punzey can quote the law, is beyond me.

Actually, it was a precursor to psychiatry and the devices were used to treat 'hysteria'. I did a paper on the views of sexuality of white and black women during the early nineteenth century in the American South (a bit of racist propaganda led to a lot of white women needing to be treated for hysteria). And as for the Alabama statute, I enjoy reading Camille Paglia.

Actually, it was a precursor to psychiatry and the devices were used to treat 'hysteria'.

Interesting. I had read that sex with the male doctor was treatment for something, but I couldn't remember what.

Ala.Code 1975 ? 13A-12-200.2 (a)(1), provides that, “It shall be unlawful for any person to knowingly distribute, possess with intent to distribute, or offer or agree to distribute any obscene material or any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs for any thing of pecuniary value.”
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No pink wabbits for you, BB!

YOU CHANGE THAT AVATAR THIS INSTANT!!![/B]

Another bizarre thread here.

Another bizarre thread here.

Yes, he is really coming out of the woodworks. :funn: