On a lighter note...

Can't wait to see that at home. Does it have sound?

Yes! So cute!

Yes! So cute!

Very cute! Thanks Kimmifunn!

RO - do they have a hot chick version anywhere?

RO - do they have a hot chick version anywhere?

Bwaaaahahahahahahahah!!!! :rofl: M(Otter)AO!!! :floor: :floor:

I don't think my filters will let me find that site :laughing1

Since we're doin' funnies, here's a couple:

It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff.

As the Amazing Eileen took to the stage, she announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as the Amazing Eileen withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from her coat.

"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations."

She began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch.... "

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"Sh*t!" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the theatre.

--- Round Two ----

There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
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OhioBeachBum....I actually had a dream about your avatar last night. it was the kid, and he was playing with that frog, and i knew, just knew, that he was about to put that frog in his mouth. And I wanted to alert the frog, but I woke up.


Yeah, I need to get away this weekend. ;-) Love y'all, I'm out.

OhioBeachBum....I actually had a dream about your avatar last night. it was the kid, and he was playing with that frog, and i knew, just knew, that he was about to put that frog in his mouth. And I wanted to alert the frog, but I woke up.


Yeah, I need to get away this weekend. ;-) Love y'all, I'm out.

Have a good one. ;-)

OhioBeachBum....I actually had a dream about your avatar last night. it was the kid, and he was playing with that frog, and i knew, just knew, that he was about to put that frog in his mouth. And I wanted to alert the frog, but I woke up.

Well heck, I might need to change my avatar now if it's giving KB bad dreams! :shock:
Hey, remember, the kid is just holding the frog in his mouth ('cause his hands are busy), not eatin' it! ;-)

:floor: Thanks! Those were good!

And don't you dare change your avatar. It's one of my favs. 😀

Hey Kimmifun.....did you see this today:

'World's ugliest' dog dies at 14

Purebred 'Sam' became famous for winning ugly dog contests



NBC VIDEO
? Ugliest dog

RIP Sam....enjoy all the free dog treats in Dog Heaven.

Sam scares me la la la

Good ones! OBB!

K-FUNN.......................that doggie is too cute!!!!!!! :wub: (lick lick)

Hey Kimmifun.....did you see this today:

'World's ugliest' dog dies at 14

Purebred 'Sam' became famous for winning ugly dog contests



NBC VIDEO

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? Ugliest dog

Yes! My friend emailed that to me today! :(

That is the devil dog!!!!!! 😱 I'm going to have nightmares!!!!!