otter-baby - did you know that only real men

What are you waiting for? I thought you liked challenges!

I haven't seen my little muffin stump in a while! where be otter-baby? :!:

I haven't seen my little muffin stump in a while! where be otter-baby? :!:

Ornament shopping maybe

Sign up for the sowal ornament exchange... http://www.sowal.com/bb/showthread.php?t=9330

A man / otter has to know his limitations

A man / otter has to know his limitations

Uh Oh, does this mean no? RO, Toots is not gonna be happy about this. Just warning ya. ;-)

A man / otter has to know his limitations

okay. just thought I would ask. we figured if any guy on this board could make an ornament and put in the mail to his designated sowal recipient, it would be you. but, apparently, we were very sadly mistaken!!! JK. love ya anyway. you're still the main muffin.

I don't blame you one bit, I don't need one extra thing to do either - and I am no ornament maker. but do you think I'm going to the online soiree and NOT have an ornament to open, take a picture of and post? hell no!

okay. just thought I would ask. we figured if any guy on this board could make an ornament and put in the mail to his designated sowal recipient, it would be you. but, apparently, we were very sadly mistaken!!! JK. love ya anyway. you're still the main muffin.

I don't blame you one bit, I don't need one extra thing to do either - and I am no ornament maker. but do you think I'm going to the online soiree and NOT have an ornament to open, take a picture of and post? hell no!

That's the spirit Toots!!

so what you are saying toots is that you are giving in to peer pressure, re the ornament exchange ?

so what you are saying toots is that you are giving in to peer pressure, re the ornament exchange ?

exactly!!! I was hoping you biotches would forget about the ornament exchange idea and we could just do an online christmas party. but nooooooooo...

actually, I'm starting to think about an ornament and get excited about what effed up ornmanet I'm going to make and send some poor sowal bat turd. how 'bout a nice aluminum pie tin with a sowal sticker in the middle of it, with lots of glitter around it (front and back), and a gob of tinsel hanging from the bottom? big red bow on top. I'll even add a fish hook to the top so it can hang from the tree.

see how easy that was otter-baby?

exactly!!! I was hoping you biotches would forget about the ornament exchange idea and we could just do an online christmas party. but nooooooooo...

actually, I'm starting to think about an ornament and get excited about what effed up ornmanet I'm going to make and send some poor sowal bat turd. how 'bout a nice aluminum pie tin with a sowal sticker in the middle of it, with lots of glitter around it (front and back), and a gob of tinsel hanging from the bottom? big red bow on top. I'll even add a fish hook to the top so it can hang from the tree.

see how easy that was otter-baby?

god i hope you get my name in the exchange !!! i'll bet you are just saying that and your ornament will be sweet and cute and perfect and belong in a museum....are you a closet crafter ?

Actually I did think maybe SJ would join in.

He'll have to. I already made him an ornament with crap from the beach.

....are you a closet crafter ?

I guess a closet crafter would be a lot better than a closet other things.

god i hope you get my name in the exchange !!! i'll bet you are just saying that and your ornament will be sweet and cute and perfect and belong in a museum....are you a closet crafter ?

audie!!! you guessed!!! I'm so embarrassed!! actually, I do like crafts, for kids. I don't do adult crafts. ever. for halloween I went into spidey's class and worked with the kids on making really funn bats and cats and ghosts and spiders. I provided the basic shapes/cut outs, and tons of materials for them to choose from to make their own creations (buttons, pipe cleaner, boa strips, ribbon, markers, eyeballs, etc.). They put together the most creative and wonderful creations. so YES, I'm a closet kid crafter.

Here are some easy ideas for the boys:

A beer can with a SoWal sticker slapped on the side.

Cut out a cardboard Christmas Tree, and glue Cheezits to it for ornaments, tie with a red or green ribbon.

Draw an angel, cut it out, add balloons for boobies.

Cut out a picture of a really cool boat, glue it on cardboard, add a hanger.

Money or a lottery ticket in a plain white envelope- always appropriate. (Draw my name please)

Here are some easy ideas for the boys:

A beer can with a SoWal sticker slapped on the side.

Cut out a cardboard Christmas Tree, and glue Cheezits to it for ornaments, tie with a red or green ribbon.

Draw an angel, cut it out, add balloons for boobies.

Cut out a picture of a really cool boat, glue it on cardboard, add a hanger.

Money or a lottery ticket in a plain white envelope- always appropriate. (Draw my name please)

Here are some easy ideas for the boys:

A beer can with a SoWal sticker slapped on the side.

Cut out a cardboard Christmas Tree, and glue Cheezits to it for ornaments, tie with a red or green ribbon.

Draw an angel, cut it out, add balloons for boobies.

Cut out a picture of a really cool boat, glue it on cardboard, add a hanger.

Money or a lottery ticket in a plain white envelope- always appropriate. (Draw my name please)

^ perfect for River Otter!!! he would really enjoy this funn craft... the hanger is the perfect touch...

Here are some easy ideas for the boys:

A beer can with a SoWal sticker slapped on the side.

Cut out a cardboard Christmas Tree, and glue Cheezits to it for ornaments, tie with a red or green ribbon.

Draw an angel, cut it out, add balloons for boobies.

Cut out a picture of a really cool boat, glue it on cardboard, add a hanger.

Money or a lottery ticket in a plain white envelope- always appropriate. (Draw my name please)

I don't know if RO sees anything on your list of excellent suggestions that, float his boat. But, I see several that sound like funn that I may be able to make!

I am babysitting Camden tomorrow. We will practice the Cheezit Tree and the angel with baloon boobies.

OL, I know everyone will be clamoring for me to get their name. I hope all the pm's and e-mails will not be overwhelming.

Jdarg, you got anything that uses spray adhesive? I think I'm slightly addicted after working on a little DIY project yesterday for about 6 1/2 hours. If there's anyone that knows how to get batting that's glued to your hands off, pm me! ;-)

I don't know if RO sees anything on your list of excellent suggestions that, float his boat. But, I see several that sound like funn that I may be able to make!

I am babysitting Camden tomorrow. We will practice the Cheezit Tree and the angel with baloon boobies.

OL, I know everyone will be clamoring for me to get their name. I hope all the pm's and e-mails will not be overwhelming.

Jdarg, you got anything that uses spray adhesive? I think I'm slightly addicted after working on a little DIY project yesterday for about 6 1/2 hours. If there's anyone that knows how to get batting that's glued to your hands off, pm me! ;-)

oh, me! me! please get my name!!! I want a cheezit christmas tree!!!

oh, me! me! please get my name!!! I want a cheezit christmas tree!!!

Long as I can use the spray adhesive. :rofl:

Long as I can use the spray adhesive. :rofl:

I don't give a rip as long as it has a bunch of cheezits on it... yummmmmmmmm.... I love me some cheezits.........................

Maybe MR. IBD should make one out of SPAM!!!!

Maybe MR. IBD should make one out of SPAM!!!!

well, what the hell else?????????????

He'll have to. I already made him an ornament with crap from the beach.

Thanks, but I don't know if they will allow me to hang that on our community tree located in Destin Commons. Ordinarily, I would welcome the opportunity to make some ornaments, but I am backlogged on making my Christmas gifts and trying to put together a calendar with pictures from the area.