Prayers:The Male and Female Versions

kathydwells · 2005-12-21T20:51:38.000Z

FEMALE PRAYER [size=2] [/size] [size=2] Before I lay me down to sleep,[/size] [size=2]I pray for a man, who's not a creep,[/size] [size=2] [/size] [size=2] One who's handsome, smart and strong[/size] [size=2]One who loves to listen long,[/size] [size=2]One who thinks before he speaks,[/size] [size=2]One who'll call, not wait for weeks.[/size] [size=2] [/size] [size=2]I pray he's gainfully employed,[/size] [size=2] When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.[/size] [size=2] [/size] [size=2]Pulls out my chair and opens my door,[/size] [size=2]Massages my back and begs to do more.[/size] [size=2] [/size] [size=2]Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,[/size] [size=2]Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"[/size] [size=2] [/size] [size=2]I pray that this man will love me to no end,[/size] [size=2]And always be my very best friend.[/size] [size=2] [/size] [size=2]Amen.[/size] [size=2] [/size] [size=2] [/size] [size=2]MALE PRAYER[/size] [size=2] [/size] [size=2]I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store[/size] [size=2]and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh**.[/size] [size=2]Amen.[/size]

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kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined Dec 20, '04View profile MessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Dec 21, '05 · 2:51 PM384

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh**.

Amen.