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Farming is NOT for sissys.;-)

Rocky Mountain Cowboy Balls:
Start with some balls, cut off of a Steer. You may want to leave that part up to the professionals. Dust the balls in a mixture of half cornmeal and half seasoned flour. Dip balls into and egg wash, then re-coat in cornmeal and flour mixture. Lightly place into a deep fryer of very hot oil. Cook until nice and golden brown. Place balls onto paper towels to drain. Serve with your choice of dipping sauce.

I just might have had those before @ steeplechase I was somewhat intoxicated, they taste like rocky mountain oysters is what we call them

I've had those before @ steeplechase I was somewhat intoxicated, they taste like rocky mountain oysters.

You've had OMB's?

I believe it is a bull in the making of a steer. If someone was trying to cut off your privates, you'd curl your tail up as much as you could, hence the guy holding the tail out of the way.

This explains so much about you SJ, anybody else on here have a tail?

So who is the guy licking the bull balls

Let this be a lesson in posting embarassing pictures on the internet. :rofl:

I believe it is a bull in the making of a steer. If someone was trying to cut off your privates, you'd curl your tail up as much as you could, hence the guy holding the tail out of the way.

How am I supposed to know this...I was not born that way

recipe for omb's?!!!

Balls + gravity + time...

:funn::funn::funn::funn::funn:

You may not want the OMBs, but believe me you definitely want to try the pudding shots!!!!!!!!!

Can we PUH-Lease stop using Pudding Shots and OMBs in the same sentence?

That's why I wanted clarification on that one, it just sounds way to rich.

The pudding or the Old Man Balls?

I don't wanna know (where is my covering my eyes smiley?)

I don't know about you, but I'm covering my eyes BECAUSE of Smiley! Those pics!
OMG to the OMB!

STOP!!!​

I woke up the wife from laughing so hard ....Between SWGB and his ADD Joke and this thread I am about to rip out a lung LOL!​

Ditto, I just woke up my roommate AND my dog!

I think it is a deer...but why is it branded?

And why is he pulling its tail....

Are you pulling our leg? The deer's name is Marlon.
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Marlon Branddeer.

Do pudding shots actually contain pudding?

Yes, they contain pudding but the vodka & bailey's are the key ingredients.

http://sowal.com/bb/showthread.php?t=16892&highlight=pudding+shots

Balls + gravity + time...

B+G+T=OMB ;-) It's sounds like a formula, NoHall.

The pudding or the Old Man Balls?

The pudding, the OMB's are usually hit and miss.

recipe for omb's?!!!
:funn:

Good one

Good one

oops sorry I hadn't read the rest of the thread. :rofl::rofl:.

I haven't had that good of a laugh in a while

where did this thread come from?

where did this thread come from?

Looks like it just organically appeared. I think SWGB and SJ could make a thread about knitting funny.

where did this thread come from?

Ditto, plus more questions!

OMB Recipe:

One leg of pantyhose.
2 round objects. Golf balls are traditional, but some are blessed with tennis balls.
Sharpie.

Place round objects into pantyhose. Decorate with sharpie. Attach to underwear or pants and hang down leg.

Enjoy!

Not recommended for church, school, or grandma's house.

Why aren't there any Asian Cowboys?

There are - even in the movies - hence Yul Brynner in Magnificent 7!

Rocky Mountain Cowboy Balls:
Start with some balls, cut off of a Steer. You may want to leave that part up to the professionals. Dust the balls in a mixture of half cornmeal and half seasoned flour. Dip balls into and egg wash, then re-coat in cornmeal and flour mixture. Lightly place into a deep fryer of very hot oil. Cook until nice and golden brown. Place balls onto paper towels to drain. Serve with your choice of dipping sauce.

Now that's more than a mouth full. aren't those Rocky Mountain Oysters???

There is a Testicle Festival in Montana. I have been to the town that is known for their balls and bought a hat in the local tavern. I didn't buy any balls. I bought the hat for Swafia but he wouldn't wear it. It reads on the front; Testicle Festival and on the back it reads; Got Balls?

Yul Brynner in Magnificent 7!