Random Thoughts

my mother called 'em granny beads. wth is a granny bead!?!

i guess this is why because i too played with matchbox cars and bulldozers in the dirt when i was a child.

I can't remember the last time I've seen a dirty neck on a kid. that's too bad, huh? they don't really get in the dirt much. well, my kid does but his neck doesn't. its the dirty white baseball pants that I can never get clean! not a ring around the collar!

There was an altercation with a yellow lab dragging the WC bench it was tied to, and chasing MK holding Molly. She's sporting some pretty colorful evidence in the form of bruises. From the story she told us, she is lucky she didn't break any bones or worse.

oh no!

I made sure never to eat mudpies unless I was dressed in my Sunday best
I cut my own hair asymmetrically BEFORE it was in style
I slept on ironed sheets and wore starched underwear
Had the ring around the collar commercial memorized
It was shake-n-bake and I helped(spelled it hailpt for the longest time)
My grandma still asks- Wheres the beef?
My next door neighbors were Mr. Bill & slugworth
Was arrested for squeezing the charmin
When the word dysfunctional family began to be talked about- I thought it was a new band
Has anyone seen the marlboro man...

There was an altercation with a yellow lab dragging the WC bench it was tied to, and chasing MK holding Molly. She's sporting some pretty colorful evidence in the form of bruises. From the story she told us, she is lucky she didn't break any bones or worse.

That must have been scary to see!

I can't remember the last time I've seen a dirty neck on a kid. that's too bad, huh? they don't really get in the dirt much. well, my kid does but his neck doesn't. its the dirty white baseball pants that I can never get clean! not a ring around the collar!

White baseball pants for kids (or anyone) are just a dumb idea. Hail, I can't keep white/tan pants clean when I'm indoors and not playing sports.

I made sure never to eat mudpies unless I was dressed in my Sunday best
I cut my own hair asymmetrically BEFORE it was in style
I slept on ironed sheets and wore starched underwear
Had the ring around the collar commercial memorized
It was shake-n-bake and I helped(spelled it hailpt for the longest time)
My grandma still asks- Wheres the beef?
My next door neighbors were Mr. Bill & slugworth
Was arrested for squeezing the charmin
When the word dysfunctional family began to be talked about- I thought it was a new band
Has anyone seen the marlboro man...

I saw Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (the movie) on tv the other day. so bad its good.

oh- i was just being silly, i didn't know that was a movie- i'll have to check it out- thanks. you guys were making funnies and kurt said random so i wanted to join in the fun- loved the ring around the collar commercial- love a good sense of humor!!!

Personal accomplishment of the week:

Wore a white shirt to eat BBQ and didn't get a single stain on it.

dying and highlighting my own hair tonight. Hope I dont ruin it!!

what an interesting world... with so many people alike how can all of our perceptions be so different!?!

what an interesting world... with so many people alike how can all of our perceptions be so different!?!

It makes the world rock on somehow! ;-) Isn't it groovy?

omc, its officially summer and I have a full time child who has exited first grade and is now under the wing of his loving mom 24/7. surely its a blessing. completely and utterly disguised as otherwise.

It makes the world rock on somehow! ;-) Isn't it groovy?

that was kinda a jack handey deep thought moment.
but yes, it is pretty dang groovy, sometimes.

omc, its officially summer and I have a full time child who has exited first grade and is now under the wing of his loving mom 24/7. surely its a blessing. completely and utterly disguised as otherwise.

Send him to his aunt DD--I'll take him. Of course, I can't guarantee what kind of new words he'll learn.

So, first I had to go buy a new washer/dryer...then the fridge went kaput while I was in FL...bought one of those yesterday...now...one of my a/c units is not working and it's like 90 something outside and I am pucking HOT!

Called my trusty A/C guy and they will be here in 10 minutes.

Have I told y'all lately that this is a hailhole?

So, first I had to go buy a new washer/dryer...then the fridge went kaput while I was in FL...bought one of those yesterday...now...one of my a/c units is not working and it's like 90 something outside and I am pucking HOT!

Called my trusty A/C guy and they will be here in 10 minutes.

Have I told y'all lately that this is a hailhole?

Kitty, we live in the Twilight Zone. OUR A/C's out too--upstairs--where I am. It IS pucking hot!! Mr. DD hasn't gotten around to calling the guy..he's still in the cussing stage.

i think i may go turn the air off for our upstairs, which is mr. aggb's hideout and lock him in there!!! he's on my shiatlist!

but in the meantime, kitty and dd, hope you get cooled off!

i think i may go turn the air off for our upstairs, which is mr. aggb's hideout and lock him in there!!! he's on my shiatlist!

You go girl. What did he do?

You go girl. What did he do?

he misbehaved and i caught him.:nono1: he is supposed to be waiting on me hand and foot for that and he still hasn't brought my drink to me.

Don't even need my A/C.......it's fabu here, still! How did I git so lucky!

Aggieb, I figured it was your other half with the first post you posted......then, it vanished! You go!

he misbehaved and i caught him.:nono1: he is supposed to be waiting on me hand and foot for that and he still hasn't brought my drink to me.

Work it.

They turned off the A/C at school and we were all melting in our post-planning meetings. Of course, my office in the basement is still nice and frosty, so I'm okay with it.

Kitty, I think the great god of appliances is telling you to move to SoWal.

NoFunn - hep me with one of your majic wands.....Appliance Fairy to Jittty!

NoFunn - hep me with one of your majic wands.....Appliance Fairy to Jittty!

Bippity boppity bling...she could come hang with me. I asked for the set for "The Odd Couple" to have a partial kitchen, and they put in a fridge and oven/surface units for me.

Show off!

Show off!

1) I can't show off because I'm not responsible for it, and 2) it ain't braggin' if you really done it.