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The replacement was too big, so I took one off one of my other fans to get an exact size--it had the rubber band. (You so smart!) I'll make sure the next replacement has one.

The ones that come on broccoli work great. ;-)

The ones that come on broccoli work great. ;-)

Ewwwww...I don't like to eat the little shrubbery! (Yes, I've actually tried it...once.)

So how are you going to get my kitchen fan balanced? It has a shimmy/wobble.

Ewwwww...I don't like to eat the little shrubbery! (Yes, I've actually tried it...once.)

So how are you going to get my kitchen fan balanced? It has a shimmy/wobble.

You have three options on the fan:

1.) Don't use it, seems to be the most popular.

2.) Buy a balancing kit.

3.) Follow these simple instructions:

Turn the fan off (I'm not getting sued for any injuries here)
Make sure that all of the screws holding the blades to the fan are tight, this is the most common problem and will fix 2/3 of wobbly fans.
If it's a 4 blade fan it's pretty easy to determine the next part. Turn one blade toward you and look to see if it is in the same position as the one opposite it, repeat with the next blade. If they don't line up you have a bent blade and can attempt to straighten it, but you might break it at this point. If you break it you'll need all new blades (they're manufactured at the same time and balanced in the factory) and your best bet at this point is to buy a new fan.
If it's a 5 blade fan it gets a little trickier on the bent part and considering the cost of most new fans, just buy one.

If it's still wobbling and the blades appear stable you can go to the hardware store and purchase the following:

Packing tape
Flat washers 3/8 works
Clothespins

Set the ceiling fan to blow down, (counter clockwise). Clip a CP (clothes pin) half way out on the lower edge of any blade. We will call this blade #1. If the wobble problem was real bad, clip two or three next to each other in this same location. Now run the fan at the highest speed possible. If the wobble starts getting real bad before reaching high speed, turn the ceiling fan off. Now move the clip or clips to the next blade, blade #2 and repeat the step. Do the same for each blade. Observe the amount of wobble as each blade is tried. You will notice that one way will be better than all the rest. On the top of this blade, you will tape a 3/8 flat washer approximately where the clip was. Note: The blade surface must be clean to the point where the tape will stick adequately. Otherwise you may sling a weight off while the ceiling fan is running and this can be dangerous. Test the surface by sticking a piece of tape to the area and see if it comes off. Now stick a piece, approx. 3" long, on the top of the blade in this area. Then using another 3" long piece, tape the washer down on top of the first piece. Note: you will use one washer for each clip that was on the blade. Run the ceiling fan. If still wobbling, put the clip back on the blade where you put the first weight, run and observe. Move the clip to the blade on the right of the weighted blade. Run and observe. Move the clip to the blade on the left of the weighted blade. Run and observe. One of these three will be better than the others. Put a weight on top of the blade at this point. Repeat process until the wobble is stopped. Normally 1-3 weights will be sufficient, but if real bad it may take 6-7. If the wobble gets worse with the CP than without it, then you have too much weight on already.

Holy crap--that was detailed (and spelled correctly!)

Many, many thanks to you. I'll actually read that sometime tomorrow when I have time to follow directions. I'm sure I can't make my brain comprehend it right now. I think I had a stroke sometime recently--I'm not running on all cylinders. (Case in point: I was telling my students about a National Honor Society induction, and I said "National Dinosaur." As soon as it came out, I stopped and looked at them: "Did I just say 'National Dinosaur?'" "Yes, ma'am." Very embarrassing, and is happening with alarming frequency lately.)

Holy crap--that was detailed (and spelled correctly!)

Many, many thanks to you. I'll actually read that sometime tomorrow when I have time to follow directions. I'm sure I can't make my brain comprehend it right now. I think I had a stroke sometime recently--I'm not running on all cylinders. (Case in point: I was telling my students about a National Honor Society induction, and I said "National Dinosaur." As soon as it came out, I stopped and looked at them: "Did I just say 'National Dinosaur?'" "Yes, ma'am." Very embarrassing, and is happening with alarming frequency lately.)

...I read it and vote for a new fan.

Love National Dinosaur! At least you can still insert a word in the sentence...I jsut come up with blanks!

...I read it and vote for a new fan.

Love National Dinosaur! At least you can still insert a word in the sentence...I jsut come up with blanks!

Luckily we have video of Miss Kitty attempting to balance the fan:

YouTube - Cat in Fan

Poor kitty!

We had a fan that wobbled, couldn't fix it after attempting many things. Finally, took all the blades off and weighed them. Two were a fraction of an ounce lighter than the others, so strategically placing them cured the wobbled.......no lie.

Sleigh Ride just come on my iPod........I guess I missed a Christmas song when syncing after the holidays.

Sleigh Ride just come on my iPod........I guess I missed a Christmas song when syncing after the holidays.

Leave it! You can have Christmas in July soon.

You have three options on the fan:

1.) Don't use it, seems to be the most popular.

2.) Buy a balancing kit.

3.) Follow these simple instructions:

Turn the fan off (I'm not getting sued for any injuries here)
Make sure that all of the screws holding the blades to the fan are tight, this is the most common problem and will fix 2/3 of wobbly fans.
If it's a 4 blade fan it's pretty easy to determine the next part. Turn one blade toward you and look to see if it is in the same position as the one opposite it, repeat with the next blade. If they don't line up you have a bent blade and can attempt to straighten it, but you might break it at this point. If you break it you'll need all new blades (they're manufactured at the same time and balanced in the factory) and your best bet at this point is to buy a new fan.
If it's a 5 blade fan it gets a little trickier on the bent part and considering the cost of most new fans, just buy one.

If it's still wobbling and the blades appear stable you can go to the hardware store and purchase the following:

Packing tape
Flat washers 3/8 works
Clothespins

Set the ceiling fan to blow down, (counter clockwise). Clip a CP (clothes pin) half way out on the lower edge of any blade. We will call this blade #1. If the wobble problem was real bad, clip two or three next to each other in this same location. Now run the fan at the highest speed possible. If the wobble starts getting real bad before reaching high speed, turn the ceiling fan off. Now move the clip or clips to the next blade, blade #2 and repeat the step. Do the same for each blade. Observe the amount of wobble as each blade is tried. You will notice that one way will be better than all the rest. On the top of this blade, you will tape a 3/8 flat washer approximately where the clip was. Note: The blade surface must be clean to the point where the tape will stick adequately. Otherwise you may sling a weight off while the ceiling fan is running and this can be dangerous. Test the surface by sticking a piece of tape to the area and see if it comes off. Now stick a piece, approx. 3" long, on the top of the blade in this area. Then using another 3" long piece, tape the washer down on top of the first piece. Note: you will use one washer for each clip that was on the blade. Run the ceiling fan. If still wobbling, put the clip back on the blade where you put the first weight, run and observe. Move the clip to the blade on the right of the weighted blade. Run and observe. Move the clip to the blade on the left of the weighted blade. Run and observe. One of these three will be better than the others. Put a weight on top of the blade at this point. Repeat process until the wobble is stopped. Normally 1-3 weights will be sufficient, but if real bad it may take 6-7. If the wobble gets worse with the CP than without it, then you have too much weight on already.

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I'm going to have to guess that this is good info - as I nodded off before step 2. I'm w/THE Kitty - Buy a new fan!

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Ooohhhh. I thinks I totally boogered up the French language last night talking to that cute French guy.

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Why does my husband care if the Cowboys hat he wears to work at the new stadium (for band boosters stand) is ugly or not? He doesn't like the Cowboys anyway & that's the only place he'll ever wear it. ..He's gonna look for a nicer one. I say buy the puckin thing!

Think I'll just wear a hairnet instead .............

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Sweet Pea is dreaming. Her feet are going 90MPH and she's growling......it's very funny!

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Why does my husband care if the Cowboys hat he wares to work at the new stadium (for band boosters stand) is ugly or not? He doesn't like the Cowboys anyway & that's the only place he'll ever wear it. ..He's gonna look for a nicer one. I say buy the puckin thing!

Think I'll just wear a hairnet instead .............

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You just can't get much sexier than this.

You just can't get much sexier than this.

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..But unfortunately they said it had to be a Cowboys Cap or a hair net. :roll:
I'm not liking the fact that I have to spend money on their hats when I don't like the Cowboys!

SWGB - Find me a funny "cap" and I might be a rebel and wear it just to see what they say.

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Here are some of my favorite Dallas Cowboys Jokes: Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex.
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.

Here are some of my favorite Dallas Cowboys Jokes: Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex.
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.

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:funn:

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I couldn't find any merchandise, but I'm sure you could have something made. Maybe one of the wenches could knit you a "Cowboys Suck" Afghan. :funn:

I couldn't find any merchandise, but I'm sure you could have something made. Maybe one of the wenches could knit you a "Cowboys Suck" Afghan. :funn:

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I wouldn't dream of having them waste their time and talent on the like! :shock:

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OMG.(just stopping by to vent) i need a drink.

Gentle reminder:

Register your phone number at donotcall.gov

Gentle reminder:

Register your phone number at donotcall.gov

Thanks. I've done this in the past, but does it expire? Do you have to re-register from time to time? Seems I'm getting more calls lately. And then there's the charities that drive me nuckin' futz wanting my old clothes.

Thanks. I've done this in the past, but does it expire? Do you have to re-register from time to time? Seems I'm getting more calls lately. And then there's the charities that drive me nuckin' futz wanting my old clothes.

I have no official information on this, but remember hearing 3rd-hand a long time ago that it's good for a year.

I have no official information on this, but remember hearing 3rd-hand a long time ago that it's good for a year.

I thought I remembered 5 years, but what do I know? I don't know...that's why I asked you.

I heard five years, too. You can register your cell phones as well.

Charities are exempt, evidently. I get those, too, DD. Fraternal Order of Police - are they associated with the local police? They are pushy! And, I volunteered for Cancer Society - now they've become pushy as well.