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Y'know, there's this English expression that Merman uses every now and then when referring to a certain female member of his household. It's called "Bossy Boots."
And this is a song for all those Bossy Boots out there. Sing along with me! (Kitty, you're especially invited.)

You keep saying you've got something for me.
something you call love, but confess.
You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin'
and now someone else is gettin' all your best.
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
You keep lying, when you oughta be truthin'
and you keep losin' when you oughta not bet.
You keep samin' when you oughta be changin'.
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet.
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin
and you keep thinkin' that you?ll never get burnt.
Ha! I just found me a brand new box of matches yeah
and what he know you ain't HAD time to learn.
Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!
And this is a song for all those Bossy Boots out there. Sing along with me! (Kitty, you're especially invited.)
You keep saying you've got something for me.
something you call love, but confess.
You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin'
and now someone else is gettin' all your best.
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
You keep lying, when you oughta be truthin'
and you keep losin' when you oughta not bet.
You keep samin' when you oughta be changin'.
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet.
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin
and you keep thinkin' that you?ll never get burnt.
Ha! I just found me a brand new box of matches yeah
and what he know you ain't HAD time to learn.
Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!
Meow
HA! Just so you know...my bossy friend (who's English) calls the owner of the castaway store, The White Elephant, an old BOOT! I almost called her that one day! ;-)
Mermy, my dear, we shall have a competition with Merman and Mr. Kitty deciding who wins the Bossy Boot award!
Mermy, my dear, we shall have a competition with Merman and Mr. Kitty deciding who wins the Bossy Boot award!
SWGB
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Benadryll and Dr. Skunky.
Benadryll and Dr. Skunky.Beach Fanatic
how do you send one PM to more than one person?
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how do you send one PM to more than one person?
Just type in the names separated by semicolons
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Strange!
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Random thoughts is pucking up again.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Without Google some people wouldn't be so smart. :roll:
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Odd.
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Random thoughts is pucking up again.
ns.
Without Google some people wouldn't be so smart. :roll:
ns.
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Without Google some people wouldn't be so smart. :roll:
I know I wouldn't!

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I don't like the word 'pie-hole'. As in, "Shut your __________" or "Stuff your __________"
It just seems terribly rude to me for some reason.
:roll:
It just seems terribly rude to me for some reason.
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I don't like the word 'pie-hole'. As in, "Shut your __________" or "Stuff your __________"
It just seems terribly rude to me for some reason.:roll:
I can hear my cousin- in-law in his jersey accent. :roll:
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Ufc
i kept seeing Brock Lesnar's name pop up in my facebook newsfeed and how many people were commenting on him, so, i had to google because curious minds want to know. i don't understand ufc at all, i think it's utterly ridiculous, but that's jmo. i don't see how anyone could find this sport entertaining.
i kept seeing Brock Lesnar's name pop up in my facebook newsfeed and how many people were commenting on him, so, i had to google because curious minds want to know. i don't understand ufc at all, i think it's utterly ridiculous, but that's jmo. i don't see how anyone could find this sport entertaining.
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Well, Cowboy absolutely, most emphatically does not like another p***y cat in his yard, much less up on the deck sunbathing! We had quite a commotion. Poor visiting kitty was cornered, was able to run to the lower deck and Cowboy was hot on his trail, just staring at him.....visiting kitty sounded like a little girl screaming. I held Cowboy and visitor ran off. Of course, the minute I let go, Cowboy ran after other p***y and about 20 min. later I could hear them in the neighbor's yard. Cowboy came slinking back in and he wasn't busted up. Saw the other kitty this morning and he isn't busted up. I guess they just strut around screaming at each other, having a Mexican Standoff, of sorts.
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It's so hot/dry here that a toad followed me around the yard this morning while I was watering.
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It's so hot/dry here that a toad followed me around the yard this morning while I was watering.
...a new southernism! DD, I toad you it was pucking hot.
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...a new southernism!
DD, I toad you it was pucking hot.
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Well, DD I know with your generosity, you gave the cute little toad a drink o' water. ;-)
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Well, DD I know with your generosity, you gave the cute little toad a drink o' water. ;-)
Meow
I'm a toad and I'm a frog.
misheard lyrics from 3 Dog Night as sung to me by a boy with a crush in hs.
Guess the song...
Okay, I jsut finished planting caladiums and asparagus fern in two pots on the front porch and I am in need of a nap and a walk in freezer. Sheet...I have more to go!
misheard lyrics from 3 Dog Night as sung to me by a boy with a crush in hs.
Guess the song...
Okay, I jsut finished planting caladiums and asparagus fern in two pots on the front porch and I am in need of a nap and a walk in freezer. Sheet...I have more to go!

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I'm a toad and I'm a frog.
misheard lyrics from 3 Dog Night as sung to me by a boy with a crush in hs.
Guess the song...
Okay, I jsut finished planting caladiums and asparagus fern in two pots on the front porch and I am in need of a nap and a walk in freezer. Sheet...I have more to go!
My only guess would be Joy to the World, but what the puck do I know?
My caladiums are about to take their last gasp. I shudder to think what'll happen in August when I'm gone....
Meow
My only guess would be Joy to the World, but what the puck do I know?
My caladiums are about to take their last gasp. I shudder to think what'll happen in August when I'm gone....
"Mama Toad Me (Not To Come)"

What, no google for you?
DD...my neighbors are probably laughing their collective a$$e$ off at me. I always miss Spring planting (damm sowal ;-)) and just got in the mood. Did get some hot as hail deals, as I was the ONLY one in there on Monday. SUCKER!

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There's a place here called Three Dollar Cafe and I always accidentally called it Three Dog Cafe. 
Just sang Joy to the World in my head........groovy!
Just sang Joy to the World in my head........groovy!
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"Mama Toad Me (Not To Come)"
What, no google for you?
DD...my neighbors are probably laughing their collective a$$e$ off at me. I always miss Spring planting (damm sowal ;-)) and just got in the mood. Did get some hot as hail deals, as I was the ONLY one in there on Monday. SUCKER!
No, I do not need Google. I know everything already.

There's a place here called Three Dollar Cafe and I always accidentally called it Three Dog Cafe.
Just sang Joy to the World in my head........groovy!
Thanks, you two. Now, I will be singing/humming TDN all day long. Guess it's better than country.
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