Random Thoughts

Only you, BR, only you!!!

swgb hit the nail on this one. BR will be famous! :funn:

BR...you think the person's name was It's Pat?

swgb hit the nail on this one. BR will be famous! :funn:

BR...you think the person's name was It's Pat?

It's Flasher Pat with boobs and long hair.

I have always attracted pervs for some reason. Like as a college student when I saw a flasher while walking on campus. The Greenie cops asked me for a description. I said, "I wasn't looking at his face!" Or the more recent episode while both I and the perv where driving (in separate vehicles, of course) on I-85 by the ATL airport which even I won't repeat on SoWal. It was !

It's Flasher Pat with boobs and long hair.

I have always attracted pervs for some reason. Like as a college student when I saw a flasher while walking on campus. The Greenie cops asked me for a description. I said, "I wasn't looking at his face!" Or the more recent episode while both I and the perv where driving (in separate vehicles, of course) on I-85 by the ATL airport which even I won't repeat on SoWal. It was !

OMG - BR, I've been flashed (etc.) on the road, too! Truck drivers doing gross things, red necks (UGH), I've even been flashed some woman boobs!

Sometimes I speed up, sometimes I slow down to a riduculous speed, sometimes I wave like an 80 year old woman; and, sometimes I just point and laugh.....or do this and mouth WHAT?

The road is full of very interesting characters!

A friend of mine told me a story that happened to her in the ATL.

She and a friend were driving down Lennox Ave (sp?) and a car was in front of them weaving quite a bit. When they arrived at a light the friend leaned out the window and scolded them for driving drunk. The passenger of the car responded by getting out, unzipping his pants, and began helicoptering his "piece" at them. She was unphased as a former New Yorker, the friend was scandalized.

That helicoptering confirms he had Whiskey Wieney for certain........


Set himself up for a point and laugh.

That helicoptering confirms he had Whiskey Wieney for certain........


Set himself up for a point and laugh.

Wiskey Weiny. .:funn:

Note to self: file this away for future ridicule opps.

I had this random thought a few days ago, but forgot to post it: rubberneckering!

And, now after the last few posts, it has a completely new meaning than my original random thought! I digg it!

SSB - you're funny with ridicule opps!

Wiskey Weiny. .:funn:

Note to self: file this away for future ridicule opps.

... you need to start on your book, too! Ridicule Opps for Dummies!

Whiskey Weenie is a serious male condition that shouldn't be ridiculed. I speak on behalf of those with the problem of course.

Why anyone would go by this nickname is beyond me.

YouTube - Whiskey Dick - Country Heros

I had this random thought a few days ago, but forgot to post it: rubberneckering!

And, now after the last few posts, it has a completely new meaning than my original random thought! I digg it!

SSB - you're funny with ridicule opps!

The male to which I referred driving in the pickup truck on I-85 near the airport didn't have on any rubber restraints. Thank God it was so hot in the ATL that I had the top up and the windows closed in my convertible. Otherwise, yikes! Grosser than gross, dependent upon the trajectory.

...BR, I have lost my trust with you. You promised!

Can you get addicted to Advil? Does the PM version help one sleep?

if one's attitude is that of a flaming hemorroid on a bad day, I guess that means that, on a good day, at best, they are still an a-hole....

Whiskey Weenie is a serious male condition that shouldn't be ridiculed. I speak on behalf of those with the problem of course.

Why anyone would go by this nickname is beyond me.

YouTube - Whiskey Dick - Country Heros

Two things I am pretty certain nobody likes: negative ass and whiskey weenie......particularly whiskey weenie.

Liquid courage = whiskey weenie = belly laugh :rofl:



BR, saw one so gross one time, we had to pull off the interstate......guy doing hmhm and then placing his hand in his mouth.

What was so funny is he thought he was being SEXY! :funn:

This thread certainly has become interesting fodder!

A friend holding a towel over the open door so you can pee (read tinkle MK) is grayt, unless your ass is hanging below the door.

...BR, I have lost my trust with you. You promised!

Can you get addicted to Advil? Does the PM version help one sleep?

Sorry. I was bad.

Holy Smokes! I have been looking for something, but keep getting side-tracked with catch up here.

Sorry. I was bad.

I can help you, if you will help me.

Holy Smokes! I have been looking for something, but keep getting side-tracked with catch up here.

Beach Crazy used to do the best catch ups for us in the style of a soap opera. It was pure genius.

I can help you, if you will help me.

My guess is that nothing OTC will help. I worry about the side effects of Advil. Surely there's something that can help you. Just read some of my boring posts where I start journaling and give too many details that no one gives a crap about.

BR, don't read yours, read someone elses. I care about you and your posts......

A friend holding a towel over the open door so you can pee (read tinkle MK) is grayt, unless your ass is hanging below the door.

at least try to say, pee pee!

My guess is that nothing OTC will help. I worry about the side effects of Advil. Surely there's something that can help you. Just read some of my boring posts where I start journaling and give too many details that no one gives a crap about.

BR...your posts are far from boring! Look at my post count and imagine all the unnecessary junkola I have posted....that should make anyone feel better. In fact, I have a good story for you that is really random.....

Lat night, I feel asleep on the sofa around 7:30ish. I woke up, startled, at 8:45...so excited, thinking I had slept until 8:45 am! Even went and made coffee and wondered why Molly wasn't at my feet looking for breakfast. Then, I looked outside and realized it was getting darker, not lighter.

This morning, when I woke up, Mr. K was mia from the bed. He had to pull a mini all-nighter and was already conf calling. Listening to him talk documents is kinda' a turn on. Can you tell I am post menopausal?

Oh, and I am finally going to go buy a new vacuum cleaner today! This one...

Sebo Felix

Does anyone know where Random Rants is these days? I have been looking for a few days and I might lose my rant soon if I don't find it...........

Does anyone know where Random Rants is these days? I have been looking for a few days and I might lose my rant soon if I don't find it...........

did you do a search? i'll go find it for you...

did you do a search? i'll go find it for you...

I did, thank you. Maybe I misspelled it or mis-punctuated!

Sometimes I use symbols when they aren't needed, too.............I'm sure that's a rant for someone else!

Thanks for hepping me. ;-)

Lat night, I feel asleep on the sofa around 7:30ish. I woke up, startled, at 8:45...so excited, thinking I had slept until 8:45 am! Even went and made coffee and wondered why Molly wasn't at my feet looking for breakfast. Then, I looked outside and realized it was getting darker, not lighter.

This morning, when I woke up, Mr. K was mia from the bed. He had to pull a mini all-nighter and was already conf calling. Listening to him talk documents is kinda' a turn on. Can you tell I am post menopausal?

Oh, and I am finally going to go buy a new vacuum cleaner today! This one...

Sebo Felix

You've got me down to a t!

Oh, and I am finally going to go buy a new vacuum cleaner today! This one...

Sebo Felix

housekeeper can you say vroom vroom. my dream is to have a rosario one day. (just for company, nothing else.:lie

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD2gT8_SWbQ"]YouTube - Karen Jack and Rosario[/ame]