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5,110Meow
Why is it that when I'm pouring wine for other people, I can squeak out about 5-6 glasses per 750ml bottle, but when I'm pouring for myself, I can barely get three glasses out of the same bottle?
Perhaps you are a selfish wino?

fartblossom
Why is it that when I'm pouring wine for other people, I can squeak out about 5-6 glasses per 750ml bottle, but when I'm pouring for myself, I can barely get three glasses out of the same bottle?
well, are you drinking straight from the bottle ?
hmmmm......can't remember
GOING BACK TO THE GYM TOMORROW.
It's time to start burning off some excess me after a 5-week hiatus due to my "mystery virus." (Today I found out for sure that it is not mono, which is good. But that also means that we still don't know what it is. Bleh.)
Why was I built like an aircraft carrier instead of like a willow?
It's time to start burning off some excess me after a 5-week hiatus due to my "mystery virus." (Today I found out for sure that it is not mono, which is good. But that also means that we still don't know what it is. Bleh.)
Why was I built like an aircraft carrier instead of like a willow?
Beach Fanatic
Hmmmmmm....What does a camel toad smell/look like
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SoWal Expert
Why was I built like an aircraft carrier instead of like a willow?
Darwinism - willows don't have the stamina for when the going gets tough!
SoWal Insider
GOING BACK TO THE GYM TOMORROW.[/B
It's time to start burning off some excess me after a 5-week hiatus due to my "mystery virus." (Today I found out for sure that it is not mono, which is good. But that also means that we still don't know what it is. Bleh.)
Why was I built like an aircraft carrier instead of like a willow?
This isn't necessarily bad. Have you seen TopGun?
Some pretty hot guys landed on one. ;-)
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This isn't necessarily bad. Have you seen TopGun?
Some pretty hot guys landed on one. ;-)
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bean
Today is our last day of summer vacation...school starts tomrorrow!!
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This isn't necessarily bad. Have you seen TopGun?
Some pretty hot guys landed on one. ;-)
Yeah - a bunch of hot GAY ones.
You can be my wingman any day, Mav.Oh so sweet.

SoWal Expert
Say whatever you want, we'll still love the volleyball scene! 

Beach Fanatic
Sthop itYeah - a bunch of hot GAY ones.
Oh so sweet.
SoWal Insider
Wait a minute...Val Kilmer is gay???? Really??
hmmmm......can't remember
Wait a minute...Val Kilmer is gay???? Really??
NOOOOO!!!! Say it ain't so...
SoWal Expert
I don't think he is - he's divorced after 8+ years of marriage and has 2 kids. Not exactly compelling evidence but no "confirmed bachelor".
Who cares, eye candy is eye candy!
Who cares, eye candy is eye candy!
fartblossom
Hmmmmmm....What does a camel toad smell/look like![]()
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i would guess camel toads smell like tuna
Wait a minute...Val Kilmer is gay???? Really??
me thinks he doth refer to tom cruise
SoWal Expert
Life in Sowal is certainly rough! Can think of few places where your daily commute is 20 minutes ........... and has views of the beach and deer and herons along the road.
hmmmm......can't remember
Life in Sowal is certainly rough! Can think of few places where your daily commute is 20 minutes ........... and has views of the beach and deer and herons along the road.
I gotta say that based on that, I live in paradise, too! My commute to work is 10-15 minutes tops. (School takes about 40 minutes; oh, well.) I usually see deer, foxes, and groundhogs on the way. (I have seen a heron once or twice, though!) Instead of the beach, I have the Blue Ridge.
I love the beach, but, Scooter, you just reminded me how good I have it here!
Beach Fanatic
IS THIS POKE WEED??? My neighbor said its wisteria!!!:funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: She says it is an exotic plant in her beck yard and ITS SO PRETTY!!!!!!!
thank Goodness I have 8ft privacy fences

thank Goodness I have 8ft privacy fences

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It's not wisteria. Don't know what it is.
Meow
Imagine my surprise when I called the cashier's office at Mizzou to inquire about the bill.... the guy tells me that my son received a $!,000 scholarship and I had no idea! I am on hold with the Financial Aid office right now wanting to know what this is...I sure hope it isn't a mistake! 

bean
Imagine my surprise when I called the cashier's office at Mizzou to inquire about the bill.... the guy tells me that my son received a $!,000 scholarship and I had no idea! I am on hold with the Financial Aid office right now wanting to know what this is...I sure hope it isn't a mistake!
Woot! I bet it's not. Go MS!!!!
Meow
Woot! I bet it's not. Go MS!!!!![]()
...I have a crick in my neck...I am still on hold.SoWal Insider
IS THIS POKE WEED??? My neighbor said its wisteria!!!:funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: She says it is an exotic plant in her beck yard and ITS SO PRETTY!!!!!!!IMHO, that is a weed. We just pulled a bunch up on Sunday....THose berries are nasty....
thank Goodness I have 8ft privacy fences
Imagine my surprise when I called the cashier's office at Mizzou to inquire about the bill.... the guy tells me that my son received a $!,000 scholarship and I had no idea! I am on hold with the Financial Aid office right now wanting to know what this is...I sure hope it isn't a mistake!
good luck, hope it turns out good!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$hmmmm......can't remember
IS THIS POKE WEED??? My neighbor said its wisteria!!!:funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: She says it is an exotic plant in her beck yard and ITS SO PRETTY!!!!!!!
thank Goodness I have 8ft privacy fences![]()
That is indeed what I call a poke weed. My grandmother would cook 'em when they were little, but they're just giant weeds when they get bigger than your hand.
Those berries will stain your clothes, hands, etc. (So keep your etc. away from them to avoid embarrassing questions.)
Imagine my surprise when I called the cashier's office at Mizzou to inquire about the bill.... the guy tells me that my son received a $!,000 scholarship and I had no idea! I am on hold with the Financial Aid office right now wanting to know what this is...I sure hope it isn't a mistake!
The number for the cashier's office at my school is 706-778-3000. Will you please give them a call for me?
Beach Fanatic
Yea; it is poke salad weed
My pawpper used to pull over on the highway in TX, and OK and dig this weed up then bring it home and cook it
""The poke weed, known for its poisonous roots, was particularly prized because it was the one weed that mother liked to cook with her meat. And because of the danger of harvesting a bit of the poison-filled root, she wouldn't trust anybody but herself to gather those "asparagus" shoots of the poke. I don't recall how mother cooked the poke shoots. I just know they were delicious.""""
More here for you all who remember this delicatessen
Blaghhhhukkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heee heeee,.,. ,.yea, wisteria all rightty:funn: :funn: :funn: :funn:
My pawpper used to pull over on the highway in TX, and OK and dig this weed up then bring it home and cook it
""The poke weed, known for its poisonous roots, was particularly prized because it was the one weed that mother liked to cook with her meat. And because of the danger of harvesting a bit of the poison-filled root, she wouldn't trust anybody but herself to gather those "asparagus" shoots of the poke. I don't recall how mother cooked the poke shoots. I just know they were delicious.""""More here for you all who remember this delicatessen
Blaghhhhukkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heee heeee,.,. ,.yea, wisteria all rightty:funn: :funn: :funn: :funn:
That is indeed what I call a poke weed. My grandmother would cook 'em when they were little, but they're just giant weeds when they get bigger than your hand.
Those berries will stain your clothes, hands, etc. (So keep your etc. away from them to avoid embarrassing questions.)
The number for the cashier's office at my school is 706-778-3000. Will you please give them a call for me?
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