Random Thoughts

This thread reminds me of a Jerry SPringer show....

The Jerry springer thread :funn:

We should buy it Miss Kitty! hmmmmmm, the BBKitty (sounds like strip club) we could all work together.

I got the boobahs baby

random thought: maybe PM stands for Public Message.

You've solved the puzzle! :rofl:

why in the hail am i on sowal at 2:12 a.m and
why in the hail am i doing laundry at 2:12 a.m.:roll:

because you are semi-pro, according to your headband. When you turn Pro, you will be doing laundry and SoWalling at 4:30am, like Kitty and Tootsie.

I may need some bail money later today.

I'm gonna kill some kids...:angry: (Not to worry, though. No jury in the land will convict me.)

The irony is that if they weren't mine, I would think it was funny that one of my kids wasn't really cutting class, he was just padlocked inside a 30" x 30" x 48" locker.

I may need some bail money later today.

I'm gonna kill some kids...:angry: (Not to worry, though. No jury in the land will convict me.)

The irony is that if they weren't mine, I would think it was funny that one of my kids wasn't really cutting class, he was just padlocked inside a 30" x 30" x 48" locker.

Did anyone see the Matt Damon-Sarah Silverman video that aired on Jimmy Kimmel last night? I'm not a big Silverman fan, and of course everything she does is completely inappropriate, but this was HYSTERICAL. Can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. :funn:

Did anyone see the Matt Damon-Sarah Silverman video that aired on Jimmy Kimmel last night? I'm not a big Silverman fan, and of course everything she does is completely inappropriate, but this was HYSTERICAL. Can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. :funn:

She must have gone to school here...

I think this is it:

[nomedia]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM[/nomedia]

Don't worry MK it's bleeped.

I think this is it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM

Don't worry MK it's bleeped.

who the hail is Sara Silverman???
I truly have no idea
BUT...I do know who MD is....love his "bourne" movies

who the hail is Sara Silverman???
I truly have no idea
BUT...I do know who MD is....love his "bourne" movies

She's a comedian on comedy central (The Sarah Silverman Show) and her husband is Jimmy Kimmel. She has some pretty raunchy over the top comedy.

As for Matt Damon... YUMMY (bourne or just about anything).

She's a comedian on comedy central (The Sarah Silverman Show) and her husband is Jimmy Kimmel. She has some pretty raunchy over the top comedy.

As for Matt Damon... YUMMY (bourne or just about anything).

Matt Damon was the funniest thing about it. He's been the butt of a Kimmel joke for years and that's what makes the video so funny. I didn't dare post a link to it. But I thought it was extremely well done, for something so inappropriate.

I just realized that I misspelled "mosquitoes."

Did you also know that "misspelled" is one of the most commonly misspelled words?

Otherwise....I'm lost!

Sarah Silverman Program

She and Jimmy are not married.

That video is hilarious.

I love math ... fresh herbs ... fresh seafood ... the sand and surf squishing between my toes ... sunshine ... Gator football and basketball ... my family.

I really hope I don't get the same nelly queen as a waiter when we go to dinner tonight.

Sarah Silverman Program

She and Jimmy are not married.

That video is hilarious.

Really? I thought they were married, too...

I absolutely can't stand her, but that there was funny! Matt Damon can be really really funny when he wants to be.

Here's another Matt Damon song from Eurotrip:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE"]YouTube - Scotty Doesn't Know[/ame]

Ahhh, Matt Damon, how I love you.

I think Sarah Silverman is hilarious. Absolutely inappropriate, but she cracks me up.

Someone else that cracks me up: Biff. He left me a voicemail today that was at least a minute of him singing to me. I was laughing so hard my co-worker asked to hear what was so funny.... she didn't quite get it.

Ahhh, Matt Damon, how I love you.

I think Sarah Silverman is hilarious. Absolutely inappropriate, but she cracks me up.

Someone else that cracks me up: Biff. He left me a voicemail today that was at least a minute of him singing to me. I was laughing so hard my co-worker asked to hear what was so funny.... she didn't quite get it.

He is priceless...!

Why do some people enjoy hurting others? y.

why can't some people accept others as they are without judgement? just wondering.

and why do some people pretend to be innocent when in fact they have malicous intent in their every thought and word?

fruitfly...

fruitfly...

fireant

fireant

jelly donut

I ate too much.