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Rosie on The View?

Kimmifunn avatar
KimmifunnFunnkalicious
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This is from Gawker regarding Rosie's addition to The View family. I mean this is really funny. Hopefully not offensive to anyone.


According to a report released late last night by the Associated Press, Rosie O?Donnell will be replacing Meredith Vieira on The View. Um, OK? Was ABC particularly impressed with Rosie?s big gay cruise? Is that what precipated this decision?

Honestly, we don?t hate Rosie O?Donnell ? actually, we remember quite fondly those halcyon days when she was ?the queen of nice.? But that?s not really the Rosie we?re dealing with anymore. Nowadays, Rosie does arts and crafts to soothe her lesbian rage and sports a quasi-mullet for dyke cred. And more power to her, but maybe 11 AM on network television isn?t the right place for Rosie. Poor Elizabeth Hasselbeck must be pooping her Theory pants right now.

On the bright side, there?s no doubt that Rosie can and will completely decimate Star Jones. The only hope for peace is if Star agrees to wear one of Rosie?s doo-rags out of solidarity.

AP Release

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Smiling JOe avatar
Smiling JOeSoWal Expert
#2
Girl, please tell me that you don't watch The View.:idontno:
Kimmifunn avatar
KimmifunnFunnkaliciousAuthor
#3
Girl, please tell me that you don't watch The View.:idontno:
NO! When I was unemployed I would watch it on the little TVs at the gym. But I'm so shocked they'd pick Rosie!

You watch it though...don't you?
peapod1980 avatar
peapod1980percy
#4
Poor Elizabeth Hasselbeck must be pooping her Theory pants right now.
This is the funniest freakin' line ever.
Honestly, when I saw it online this morning, I thought maybe it was a joke. Seriously. Rosie in recent years looks like she smells bad.
Ocean Lover avatar
Ocean Loverbean
#5
:shock: I hope she's not going to sing any broadway tunes on The View. What is Babs thinking???!! I don't watch but when my mom visits or when I'm at her house I do because she's a faithful viewer. I had heard a rumour that Elizabeth was going to get booted. I have no idea if there's any truth to that. Ihope not.
Smiling JOe avatar
Smiling JOeSoWal Expert
#6
You watch it though...don't you?
Oh H_ll no!
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#7
Seriously. Rosie in recent years looks like she smells bad.

Now THAT is funny!!!:floor: Ick. Hygiene issues!😱
Kimmifunn avatar
KimmifunnFunnkaliciousAuthor
#8
Oh H_ll no!
But you sent me a PM asking me to help you get tickets when you're in NY...weird. Must have been another Smiley J. I do have your Star Jones autographed bustier and matching panites here... Do I send them to your home or work address? Just let me know!
RudyjohnSoWal Insider
#9
The View needs Rosie, I think. But I was very surprised they asked her tho. She can replace the lawyer and Elizabeth.
peapod1980 avatar
peapod1980percy
#10
The View needs Rosie, I think. But I was very surprised they asked her tho. She can replace the lawyer and Elizabeth.
Do you mean this as in like a math equation?
1 Rosie = 1 Star Jones + 1 Elizabeth?
If so, I agree.
:floor:
audie avatar
audiefartblossom
#11
she grosses me out, i can't imagine a worse show that one with rosie and star together...:puke:
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#12
NO NO! I like Elizabeth. She is so sweet. Plus isn't she the only Survivor alum that actually did anything?
lindatat avatar
lindatatquirty
#13
she grosses me out, i can't imagine a worse show that one with rosie and star together...:puke:

Talk about a personality clash. Might be worth tuning in for about 15 minutes just for a quick laugh. But I can't imagine subjecting myself to that kind of torture on a daily basis.
peapod1980 avatar
peapod1980percy
#14
Talk about a personality clash. Might be worth tuning in for about 15 minutes just for a quick laugh. But I can't imagine subjecting myself to that kind of torture on a daily basis.
What I want to know is who thinks Rosie is even marketable? I guess they've done some market research and discovered she still has a fan base...? Hard to imagine.
RudyjohnSoWal Insider
#15
And they all already talk at the same time. Wait 'til Rosie gets on there. Wow. It will be frenetic!
lindatat avatar
lindatatquirty
#16
And they all already talk at the same time. Wait 'til Rosie gets on there. Wow. It will be frenetic!

So we might as well just do this :banging: :banging: :banging:

and this :bang: :bang: :bang:

and it would have virtually the same effect as watching the show!
Ocean Lover avatar
Ocean Loverbean
#17
So we might as well just do this :banging: :banging: :banging:

and this :bang: :bang: :bang:

and it would have virtually the same effect as watching the show!


That's the way I feel...not alot different from watching Springer or Montel.

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