Rules of drunk dialing

Beach Fanatic

Oct 21, '06 · 2:38 PM3,560

Rules of Drunk Dialing:

1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.

2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don?t remember it, it didn?t happen.

3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. ?Mom, I?m in McDonald?s and they?re playing our song. I love you.?

4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn?t want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something??

5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come.

6. Drunk texting is alright? if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober.

7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they?ve ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night.

8. You can also call this same ex and let him/her know, that you know that he/she still loves you. Then explain to him/her that ?I would still love me too!?

9. If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time.

10. It is always a good idea to sing on someone?s answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune.

11. Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or dirty and sex crazed? never angry.

12. Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that ?you have a problem?.

13. If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.

14. Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to angry dialing.

15. If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend?s phone to do your dialing.

16. Drunk dialing to a foreign country is usually too costly to be a good idea. But, if you really feel like if you don?t call this person you?ll just die, break rule 15 and use a friend?s phone.

17. Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin stuffing? be prepared.

18. When dialing remember that ?hanging out? at 3 in the a.m. usually doesn?t involve cards it?s probably going to be more like cheap lube and handcuffs. So be prepared when you really do want to play X-box when your drunk? ?you want me to do what with your box? Play with it??

19. Don?t drunk dial in the pool, tub, or rainstorm. It only ends up with you blow drying your phone when your far too drunk to be using electronics and you won?t be able to drunk dial anymore that night.

20. Never, I repeat, never drunk dial your boss, preacher, grandpa, or friend?s parents. If you are that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number on Budweiser boxes. The person on the other line always sounds cute, plus I think they are used to drunk dialers.

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Funnkalicious

Oct 21, '06 · 10:40 PM#27

:clap_1:

Oh...it's horrible.
I see him maybe 3 times a year.
Bobby J's nephew started it. :blush:

He put it in my head to do it.

SoWal Guide

Oct 21, '06 · 10:41 PM#28

Oh...it's horrible.
I see him maybe 3 times a year.
Bobby J's nephew started it. He put it in my head to do it.

did you use your sexiest voice? :rofl:

Meow

Oct 21, '06 · 10:43 PM#29

I drunk dialed DJ Vladi about 8 times last night.

Literally.

Stalker '06.

What do you call it when someone calls you the next day....hungover?

SoWal Guide

Oct 21, '06 · 10:45 PM#30

What do you call it when someone calls you the next day....hungover?

oh, great, another PUIer in the lounge!!! :clap_1:

Funnkalicious

Oct 21, '06 · 11:07 PM#31

What do you call it when someone calls you the next day....hungover?

I still haven't recovered.

The pictures were released from last night. If it's any indication of my state, it wasn't pretty.

SoWal Guide

Oct 21, '06 · 11:15 PM#32

I still haven't recovered.

The pictures were released from last night. If it's any indication of my state, it wasn't pretty.

okay, let us see just one.

Funnkalicious

Oct 21, '06 · 11:43 PM#33

okay, let us see just one.

Oh god.

This is good..

2 for 1 margs
Some wine and some red bull and vodkas...

Edited Oct 21, '06 · 11:44 PM

Meow

Oct 22, '06 · 7:03 AM#34

:clap_1: ...you look purrty all liquored up! Hope you feel better today.

got any pics?

Oct 22, '06 · 1:56 PM#35

Rules of Drunk Dialing:

4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn?t want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something??

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Beach Comber

Oct 23, '06 · 10:20 AM#36

I realize I am behind the post but I must say this may be THE MOST PROFOUND POST I HAVE EVER READ!!!!! Bravo! Of course, I have never personally DD'ed. (nose growing) But, I might have been muffin stuffed once - I can't remember:funn:

percy

Oct 23, '06 · 10:21 AM#37

I realize I am behind the post but I must say this may be THE MOST PROFOUND POST I HAVE EVER READ!!!!! Bravo! Of course, I have never personally DD'ed. (nose growing) But, I might have been muffin stuffed once - I can't remember:funn:

Girl, where you been?!

SoWal Expert

Oct 23, '06 · 11:13 AM#38

I am scared to review the video which I took last night. Here is one other rule of drunk Messaging: If you are too drunk to open your eyes and see your monitor, you probably shouldn't be typing messages to your myspace friends. ;-) :cool:

One other tip: If you want to get really drunk, have a bourbon drinker pour you wine glasses filled with great tasting vodka after you nearly finish a bottle of wine all by yourself. :puke:

After you sleep on the cold hard tiles of your bathroom floor, you may not even remember the part about drunk dialing.

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Oct 23, '06 · 11:22 AM#39

I am scared to review the video which I took last night. Here is one other rule of drunk Messaging: If you are too drunk to open your eyes and see your monitor, you probably shouldn't be typing messages to your myspace friends. ;-)

One other tip: If you want to get really drunk, have a bourbon drinker pour you wine glasses filled with great tasting vodka after you nearly finish a bottle of wine all by yourself. After you sleep on the cold hard tiles of your bathroom floor, you may not even remember the part about drunk dialing.

Surely this was not our SJ. :idontno:

And I have pretty much broken all of the DD rules.

percy

Oct 23, '06 · 11:30 AM#40

I am scared to review the video which I took last night. Here is one other rule of drunk Messaging: If you are too drunk to open your eyes and see your monitor, you probably shouldn't be typing messages to your myspace friends. ;-)

One other tip: If you want to get really drunk, have a bourbon drinker pour you wine glasses filled with great tasting vodka after you nearly finish a bottle of wine all by yourself. After you sleep on the cold hard tiles of your bathroom floor, you may not even remember the part about drunk dialing.

This has Dargs written all over it.

SoWal Expert

Oct 23, '06 · 11:36 AM#41

This has Dargs written all over it.

Thanks for the tip. I will keep that in mind for the future. ;-)

Beach Comber

Oct 23, '06 · 11:57 AM#42

I have been up to my eyeballs in work and son's feetball and attempting to quit smoking which requires me to chew on nails every 5 minutes. Personally, I think everyone should smoke. How you doin Ms PP??

SoWal Guide

Oct 23, '06 · 2:23 PM#43

:clap_1: ...you look purrty all liquored up! Hope you feel better today.

yes, she does look purty all liquored up... :clap_1:

SoWal Guide

Oct 23, '06 · 2:24 PM#44

I am scared to review the video which I took last night. Here is one other rule of drunk Messaging: If you are too drunk to open your eyes and see your monitor, you probably shouldn't be typing messages to your myspace friends. ;-)

One other tip: If you want to get really drunk, have a bourbon drinker pour you wine glasses filled with great tasting vodka after you nearly finish a bottle of wine all by yourself. After you sleep on the cold hard tiles of your bathroom floor, you may not even remember the part about drunk dialing.

pantelones bianca!!! woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!! you know how to celebrate it boyfriend...

SoWal Expert

Oct 23, '06 · 3:16 PM#45

pantelones bianca!!! woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!! you know how to celebrate it boyfriend...

I am glad that Festival de Panteloni Bianchi comes only once per year. No Vodka for me for quite some time to come.

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Oct 23, '06 · 3:19 PM#46

I am glad that Festival de Panteloni Bianchi comes only once per year. No Vodka for me for quite some time to come.

Sounds like you had funn though. :cool:

Beach Fanatic

Oct 23, '06 · 3:23 PM#47

I am glad that Festival de Panteloni Bianchi comes only once per year. No Vodka for me for quite some time to come.

Glad you had a good time.

How much is it going to cost to get you to erase all those videos you took? I can only imagine what is on them.

SoWal Guide

Oct 23, '06 · 3:25 PM#48

Glad you had a good time.

How much is it going to cost to get you to erase all those videos you took? I can only imagine what is on them.

so did you sleep on the long table in your back yard?

and what was SJ filming last night?

SoWal Expert

Oct 23, '06 · 3:26 PM#49

Glad you had a good time.

How much is it going to cost to get you to erase all those videos you took? I can only imagine what is on them.

Maybe I should look at them to see what I captured.

Let's just say that I won't be bargaining for a bottle of Ciroc, which is very tasty by the way. I still don't know why people use mixers.