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Ocean Loverbean
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Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.

Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.

To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times the speed of sound.

At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame
instantaneously.

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steele mamaBeach Fanatic
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Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.

Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.

To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times the speed of sound.

At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame
instantaneously.
So? Yea. What are you trying to say? 😀 That it is a miracle that he and his reindeer haven't burned up yet? :idontno:
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shakennotstirredBeach Fanatic
#4

At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame
instantaneously.

Of course, Santa & his reindeer would not burst into flames because of Santa's magic!
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Ocean LoverbeanAuthor
#5
So? Yea. What are you trying to say? 😀 That it is a miracle that he and his reindeer haven't burned up yet? :idontno:


We all know that Santa is magic!!!!!
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Ocean LoverbeanAuthor
#6
Of course, Santa & his reindeer would not burst into flames because of Santa's magic!


Jinx!!!!!
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LandlockedBeach Fanatic
#7
Have y'all seen the Polar Express movie? I watched it last night and we thought it was great.
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KimmifunnFunnkalicious
#8
I haven't seen it...but I hear the music to it all day while I'm down in Santaland. I feel like it's one of those movies I need to watch.
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LandlockedBeach Fanatic
#9
I haven't seen it...but I hear the music to it all day while I'm down in Santaland. I feel like it's one of those movies I need to watch.

It is. I was glued to it last night. It'll make a believer out of you
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Miss KittyMeow
#10
It is. I was glued to it last night. It'll make a believer out of you

Get the book for Walker. It's one of those books that made Mr. K cry when he'd read it to the kids.
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KimmifunnFunnkalicious
#11
It is. I was glued to it last night. It'll make a believer out of you
Oh. I am a believer. Do I need to remind you AGAIN that I work for the big man himself.
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Miss KittyMeow
#12
BELIEVE!!

I knew you were a believer Kimmi!!!
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KimmifunnFunnkalicious
#13
BELIEVE!!

I knew you were a believer Kimmi!!!
I spend upwards of 2 hours a day with Santa. He knows what I want. He already brought a co-worker of mine a waffle maker! :funn:

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