Latest Sarah Palin Speech Opens Sixth Seal
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/latest_sarah_palin_speech_opens
February 24, 2010 | Issue 46•08
Those Palin supporters not swallowed up by sudden fissures in the earth's crust remained to chant anti-Democratic slogans.IDAHO FALLS, ID—Speaking unto an audience of anti-immigration advocates, global-warming deniers, and members of the Tea Party Nation, former Alaska governor and vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin gave forth utterances Monday that reportedly opened the sixth seal of the Book of the Apocalypse.
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