Saturday Laugh

Sandcastle · 2006-11-12T02:58:41.000Z

[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,[/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]asked her students the following question:[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]about you Peter, how would you say it?"[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." [IMG]http://cdn-cf.aol.com/se/smi/0201e0311f/08[/IMG][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]The teacher fainted.[/FONT][/SIZE]

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Nov 11, '06 · 8:58 PM6261

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What
about you Peter, how would you say it?"

Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."